A few weeks ago I was with some pals at a bar and we were talking about openers, how to move through a set and when is the right time to escalate with some kino. I proffered the theory that one should jam right into some decent kino. Go right for the goodies, if you will. Do it wrong, however, and you’re a creep. So how does one leapfrog right into some kino? This is what I call the ‘titty opener’.

Make an approach to a hottie with nice jugs. Friendly, nothing special. “Hi.” will do. Start some small talk. Here’s the key - after a bit, as soon as 45 seconds just interrupt, cut her off and say, “I’m sorry, I hate to be rude, but this has totally been bugging me.”

“Are your boobs real?”

Now whatever she says, you say the opposite. If she says, “Real.” you say, “No WAY, those are totally fake!” if she says, “Fake.” you say, “NO way! Those are totally real!” Then you argue with her a bit, back and forth, not aggressive, just teasing. Ideally she gives up and ask you to squeeze them. If she doesn’t you take control of the situation and reach for her tits and then say, “May I?”

There you go, you have just gotten to second base in about 90 seconds. Now you have a nice investment, because this chick has let you touch her jugs and if she walks now, she’s a slut who let’s everybody touch her jugs.

Go give it a shot, it’ll take a bit to get it down but when you do you’re in.

I have combed through the emails I got for the swag contest and decided to award one lucky reader the GIANT BOX O PORN SWAG. If you didn’t win, take heart — there’s another convention in a few months.

Also, coming up the debut of my new project on the blog. It’s just like the old projects…only more amateur. You’ll love it, I promise.

a) I’m going to add a few game tutorials. I’ve come up with some great openers/closers and have been field testing them extensively.

b) More pornstar stuff. I know this is Ordinary PORNSTAR. And lately it’s just been ordinary. I have two projects I’ve been working on for AGES that are ready for public consumption.