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Watch this clip. Got speakers? Crank them up. This maybe be fake, but who cares!! It’s so goddamned funny I think I might have let a little pee go watching it.

Hey guys, new pics up on the Lia19 Pics page. Enjoy.

Okay, got your speakers on? Turned up loud? Are you at work? Turn ‘em up LOUDER, to 11 !!!

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This is pure hilarity.This is so funny I actually ripped it to a ringtone for my cellphone. Enjoy.

This is the official website of the artist, check out some of the re-mixes.

The two most popular replies I got to my last essay on Game were these:

“I have no idea what to talk to women about.” and “I’m not that good looking, why would a woman want to [date, fuck, talk to, blow, make out with] me?”

Well, let me take the second question first. Look dude, unless you look like Corky the Retard you are probably going to be okay in the looks department. Take a gander around you at couples. See a lot of hot chicks with normal, average or less than average guys? Yeah, those guys have game, not looks, my loyal readers. This is a huge mistake that guys make: thinking that women have the same values as guys do.

They don’t.

Looks don’t matter that much to chicks in a lot of ways. The reason women may not like you isn’t because of your looks, it’s because they can tell that YOU aren’t confident in your own looks. Here’s what to do — work with what you’ve got. Present the best YOU that you can. Do you wear glasses? Get LASIK or get some bad ass frames that fit your face. Wear decent clothes. Shave, shower, buy some decent cologne. This is what attracts women, a guy who is comfortable in his own skin and has enough respect for himself to put his best foot forward. Take care of the details — pluck that mono-brow, Ernie. Make sure your facial hair is straight. Etc.

This is how you start.

Like even if you have a shitty car, but it’s clean and neat, no broken stuff, chicks won’t mind.

So onto part two — what the hell do you talk to women about? At first this seems like it’s much trickier, but it’s really not. The trick is to let the woman lead, and avoid any topics that divide opinion. This includes: politics, religion, abortion, sports, cars, ultimate fighting, right wing radio hosts, SPORTS, see where I’m going here? Also, don’t ever mention sex to a woman unless you’ve actually had sex with her a couple of times. Women will tell you what they want to talk about. They want to talk about their jobs, their lives, etc.

If the conversation stalls, though you need to have a couple of good stories in your arsenal. These don’t have to be REAL stories, mind you. But they should have something in common. All these stories should portray you as the hero, they should be funny, maybe a bit embarrassing, but in the end you should always triumph (you’re the fucking hero aren’t you?). Don’t lay it on too thick, however, once you light up a woman’s bullshit detector, you’re basically screwed.

And not the good kind of screwed.

Here’s a major difference between men and women: when guys complain to each other they want the other guy’s opinion on how to fix the problem. When women complain, they just want you to listen. The best way to learn how to talk to women is to practice. Go out to a bar, club, grocery store, coffee joint, etc. Find a chick who isn’t otherwise occupied, and open up a conversation. My best stock opener is this, “Hi there. My name is [my name goes here], what’s yours?”

There is an alternate way to practice talking to women, of course. It’s called the peacock theory. You wear some piece of gear or wardrobe or something that inspires women to talk to you. It’s very easy to go way overboard here. I prefer subtle. My best pieces of peacock gear are some tee shirts that have the names of countries on them: Italia, Spain, Argentina, etc. This causes girls to open me in one of two ways: “Hey, did you get that shirt in Italy??” or… “Hey, I went to Italy myself last year!” Right here you get two perfect opportunities to start a dialogue.

I’ll write more on this later, guys. As always — no charge.