Has anybody heard of this movie, The Protector? It’s a Thai kung-fu movie, kinda like a low rent Jackie Chan. Well low-ER rent. First go check out the HD trailer on Apple.com. Okay, what did you think? Yeah, me too. Totally! So I went to see it tonite, and I found it to be exactly what I want when I go see a kung-fu movie — lots of kung fu. Well technically in this case muay thai. The star is some guy I’d never heard of until recently, Tony Jaa he’s some kind of Thai hybrid between Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. The movie was basically non-stop fighting for 90 minutes. Frankly I don’t see anything wrong with that. It’s like renting a porn movie and complaining that there”s too much sex. Actually a kung-fu movie is a lot like a porn movie. In a kung-fu movie there is some cursory backstory, for example the main character’s father is killed and he must avenge his death. In a porn movie there is some cursory backstory, for example a pizza delivery guy arrives at an all girl sleep over. In a kung fu movie there are various fight sequences as the hero makes his way through the underlings to the boss. In a porn movie there are various sex sequences as the star makes his way through the underthings to the boobs. At the end of a kung fu movie there’s a huge battle royale where the star takes on 20 guys. In a porn movie we call this an orgy. You know what would be an AWESOME movie? 50% porn and 50% kung fu!!! Oh man, I’m gonna hop on this.

Hey y’all, no goodies for a couple of days now. Well, that’s assuming you think any of my posts are ‘goodies’.

I’ve been hella busy at work trying to get some updates edited and online and get a couple in the bank so I can have regular updates every single week. This week I’m going to a convention and I don’t want to shortchange my subscribers by not updating next week.

I’m rather excited to go to the cconvention, as they CAN be fun. I’ve also been reading my email and working on a couple of things in response to a whole bunch of comments I got on my essay on having game. I’m happy to say a few guys picked up the books I reccomended, I do hope they help. I know they changed my life.

Janelle gets evicted from Big Brother. Bastards.

Read all about this travesty on the Official Big Brother website. The most bad ass player in Big Brother history is sidelined by a guy from New Hampshire. New Goddamn Hampshire. I guess this proves the show isn’t rigged…though at this point I wish it were.

You have GOT to watch this video. I guess this is why the drinking age is 21.

…the fascination with Silence of the Lambs? I mean it’s a good movie, but why is there this strange compulsion to set Silence to music?

Take this example — It Puts the Lotion in the Basket. Particularly astute viewers might have heard this sweet baby as background music on Grey’s Anatomy last season.