…I figured out why my live blogging from porn conventions sucks. Let me write a brief mathematical equation:

tons of poon + open bar = busy Thomas.

Heh.

Pics in the morning.

I didn’t do a great job reporting from the Miami porn convention a few months back, as I had issues. My camera broke, I was distracted by Aria Giovanni’s boobs, stuff like that.

However, I plan to make good this weekend by live blogging from the LA porn convention!! Starting Wednesday afternoon, it’ll be Ordinary Pornstar Blog Takes On Tinseltown!!! Shit that sounds like gay porn…so not that.

I’m going to be in LA hanging out with the porn crowd, I’ll report back every day with some good pictures. It’s all capped off by a big invite only party Saturday night at the Playboy Mansion!!!

Actually I need a date…do any LA hotties read my blog??? Shoot a brother an email (via the Contact page…) and you could go to the Playboy Mansion on my arm as a guest of ordinary Pornstar.com. Then, afterward to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles on the street of dreams, Sunset Blvd. in scenic Hollywood, California!!!

I’m jumping ship over to The OC. I’m kidding, I’m kidding I’ve always liked The OC.

It’s weird, my brain tells me that it’s a crappy remake of Beverly Hills 90210, just an hour south on the 405 and yet…it’s somehow not.

…or at least Marooned on a desert island with a bunch of mean Others. At the end of this week’s episode they pointed out that NEXT week’s episode is the ‘Fall Season Finale‘.

What.

The.

Fuck?

Seriously, now you make 5 shows and call it a season? I blame the fucking Sopranos for this crap. Anyway take a surf on over to Lostpedia and see what they have to say. I’m too disgusted.