Let me sort through my pictures and see what I’ve got. Stay tuned.

Well bad news. I mean for you, not so much for me. I was actually there at the show and had a great time. I spent some quality time on the show floor meeting my colleagues in the smut biz-ness. Had some great meals (thanks to Lutece and Tao, especially the dumbass waiter at Tao who brought our table of 4 like 500 spicy tuna rolls for some unknown reason).

However, I have noticed something about my behavior at trade shows. I know my faithful readers rely on ye old Pornstar Blog to keep an eye on the doings afoot in the porn biz…mostly having to do with pictures of naked ladies. But I see a lot of naked ladies in the course of work and so when I’m at a trade show I hardly bother to whip out the camera.

So the thing is…I’ll stop promising naked pictures and not delivering, BUT I will try and surprise you with them on occasion. AND, I promise to keep the pithy commentary coming.

The hazards of eating the ass…Enjoy.

First of all go here:

http://abcnews.go.com/Amanda/

Now as you watch the video everytime they say TASER substitute ORGASMATRON.

Hilarious shit.

Okay, some of you may know that the AVN Awards and Adult Video Expo are being held this weekend in Las Vegas. Well your humble narrator will be shipping out tomorrow to do his duty to deliver the booty. Could be a whole new era in Ordinary history. So stay tuned for adventures and pics.

I predict some bitchies will get NEKKID and if you’re all good I’ll take some snap shots.

Okay, so the iPhone is pretty cool.

In CONCEPT…but c’mon how soon until that thing is scratched up and barely useable? Apple is really all over the map on durability.

My iPod has survived my wrath for quite a while. However, the cool little radio remote (possibly the coolest iGadget ever invented) is basically disposable. In fact, this is the second one I’ve had and at $50 it’s getting a little pricey to listen to Leykis rant about how dumb chicks are while I mountian bike.