I’ll be on vacation for a bit, when I return…ALL NEW GALLERIES and stuff.

If you are a faithful blog reader you know I think of myself as a bit of a player. And the term player obviously means that there’s a game. I think I’ve learned a lot about game but every once in a while I just get schooled by a true grand master. Either it’s some guy who’s far more technically proficient than I am OR it’s by some guy is an absolute natural.

This past week I got some great lessons by a guy who was so good that I couldn’t even tell if he was a master or a natural, but this guy had more game than Milton Bradley and BOTH of the Parker Brothers. At times like this you just have to sit back and watch and hope you learn something useful.

At first when he made his approach I thought he was a buffoon, but it worked so amazingly well I was absolutely shocked and sat in stunned awe for at least an hour watching this guy. His opener was simply classic, he spotted one for the girls at the bar and had seen her before so when she waved he came over and said, I shit you not:

“Hey baby, I remember you from the other night, I must’ve beaten off to you 15 times since then.”

Really what can you say to a guy with balls that big? Me? I bought him a drink and watched him work.

There were three girls at the bar and he neatly placed himself between me and them, completely cutting me off and dominating the situation. If this was a less talented guy I’d have moved my way in and teamed up with him or pushed him out, but it was a lesson to see this guy work. I didn’t think his rap was that great as he kinda played a bit of a clown, but he was tuned into something because in no time these three girls were hanging on every word. In fact, when he left for a bit they couldn’t stop talking about him. “Oh, can you believe he said this??” or “Did you hear this??”

It was amazing. After about 35 minutes of banter, and after not buying a single drink for himself or any of these three chicks, he left the bar with one of them on his arm. That was it. It was like watching a team of Navy seals take on some Boy Scouts in a bar fight.

This guy was playing a game I don’t do well at which is the big, gregarious personality. I’m just not that flashy, but if you can master it, it’s stunningly effective. One thing I always advise and I have always BEEN advised is that you find a game that you are comfortable with. I do the cocky-funny very well since I’m naturally cocky and funny, but when a guy like this comes in who does the giant personality thing? You might as well go home alone but wiser.

Someone has thoughtfully produced this helpful video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7B717n1SOU&NR

Recently one of my buddies passed on this to me: Jane Magazine’s 30 year old virgin. Good god, who thinks up this rotten tripe?

It’s a blog by some chick who is looking for a guy to lose her virginity to. Read through it a bit and you’ll discover she’s super picky and has been dating for over a year and still hasn”t given up the pink to some “lucky” fellow. Oh please!

Okay, look, if you are 16 being a virgin is fine. If you are 18, it’s okay. If you are a 20 year old virgin, you are in troubled waters. Most all if you are a fucking WOMAN. Look if you”re a guy you have to talk you way into some broad’s panties. That can take some time. But if you ARE a chick? Ladies…all you have to do is say “Yes.” In fact you don’t even have to say it, just DON’T say “No.”

This Jane chick is one of those bitches who somehow thinks she’s got the magic pussy and beer flavored nipples. When a chick who is over 20 tells me she’s a virgin, my first thought is that she’s fucking insane. Like she thinks that if she gives up her virginity she’ll never be able to ride a unicorn or something. My second thought is that if it’s taken her this long to give up the poon a) she’s going to be terrible in bed; b) she’s not giving it up to me because I don’t try that hard; c) not only will she NOT give decent head, she probably won’t give head AT ALL and if by some magic she DOES, she’s not going to swallow.

Which probably won’t be an issue because no virgin can give a good enough blowjob to make a guy come anyway.

So who is THIS bitch? Well a little digging reveals the following MySpace profile for “Sarah”. But it”s a little bare which leaves me a little dubious about the whole thing. It all seems too romantic comedy chick flick to be true.

What chick in NYC can’t find a decent guy to fuck her? Well that’s easy - a crazy one. A word of advice to any guys reading the blog — if a chick ever tells you she’s a virgin and doesn’t follow it up with “But I want you to fix that problem for me.” Just leave. Get up and leave. Unless you are at your place, then boot her ass out the door.

At one time OP was the Official Blog of Amateur Allure. Due to a variety of circumstances that relationship is no more. Ordinary Pornstar is now merely the blog of the Ordinary Pornstar.

Why? Think of Cyrano De Bergerac.