You know when porn is good, it’s damn good, isn’t it?

So, check out my below post and you’ll see I had nothing but charming things to say about the lovely Elli of Elli Nude.com. I have had the distinct pleasure of knowing Elli for several years now.

Notice that this is Ordinary Pornstar and her blog is Reluctant Pornstar…so great minds, right?

So why is Elli Nude.com good anti-porn porn? Well for starters she really is that hot. She’s like…you know that geeky girl that you played Dungeons and Dragons with in 4th grade then in 5th grade she started growing boobs and by 7th grade had this amazing rack? Elli is kinda like that, only she didn’t stop talking to you and start dating that fuckwad ninth grader Jared…er. Sorry, I regressed for a second there.

So in addition to being THIS hot. Elli is pretty clever. I could say that she’s clever for a web chick but that’s almost a backhanded insult. I mean she’s genuinely clever, compared to anybody. Plus she does these wacky, end of the arm pictures that somehow turn out to be uber sexy.

So to go the long way around, El saw the redhead post and kindly offered up some pics from her member’s area for my loyal readers. She offered…maybe I begged, I forget the exact conversation but I’ll be putting up a new Elli gallery very soon, do stay tuned.

Surely you know Testarossa is Italian for ‘redhead’ and it turns out old Enzo may have known something science has recently realized:

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: “The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation.”

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: “Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better.”

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

She said: “Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won’t mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex.”

I noticed this over on my man James’ blog at HotMovies.

I have known this all along. Hence my obsession with las pelorojas in general and several redheads in particular like Lindsay Lohan, the lovely Elli of Elli Nude.com and various others who may or may not be turning their freckled noses up at my lowly porn blog as we speak.

I haven’t blogged in days. Er, I’m sorry. Here’s a pic of Jennifer Aniston’s jugs to make up for it.

Anyway, coming up this week a back burner essay - Am I a snob because I think IHOP is beneath me? Also a new feature, “The $5 DVD Bin Movie Review” this weeks inaugural is “The Tao of Steve”. What else? Oh! A new in depth series here on OP — is the handjob the greatest thing since the blowjob???

As you can tell I’ve been on a real anti-porn porn kick lately.

Yes this is odd for a guy in the porn industry. Sue me. But imagine you work at Pizza Hut. Eventually you get sick of pizza, right?

I think it’s a reaction on my part to the fact that us Americans get to be force fed everything. At some point don’t you want to be allowed to form your own conclusions? Do we really need everything on a silver platter? I sure as fuck know I don’t. I don’t need it or want it. I like to draw my own conclusions. I don’t need a voice-over to explain the plot, a laugh track to tell me what’s funny.

Look, situation comedy writer — if people don’t know when to laugh at your shit? Its simply not funny.

Dramatic screenwriter — if you need a narrator, you are probably doing a very poor job of telling your story. Unless you are writing for radio.

Pornographer — if you need to shoot a girl getting fucked up to her colon. It’s not sexy.

Yet porn is the sex business. Sex as in sexy. What is the heart of porn? Well I think it’s sexiness isn’t it? It’s not just just graphic depictions is it? There isn’t really anything sexy about the gyno-vision shots most porn has become, is there?

Hence my interest in amazingly honest and sexy sites like FEMJOY. Yes it sounds like a European douche…but it’s still amazing shit.

Hello loyal readers. Hi there. Please use my bandwidth! I INSIST! You have got to check these FEMJOY trailers out, they’re freakin’ insane.

Insanely good! They hardly even look like porn!

Video 1, from FEMJOY.

Video 2, from FEMJOY.

Video 3, from FEMJOY.