Hey loyal readers, IF you are watching LOST (or any other HD programming) in HD via Direct TV. Throw that shit out.

Seriously. Forget it.

Surf on over to Antennas Direct and score a proper HD antenna.The shit you are getting over satellite is way more compressed than the direct air signal. I did a little A/B comparo and was pretty blown away by the air signal. Seriously. I’m not making a dime from these folks, but good stuff is good stuff.

Especially considering the price — Most of their antennas are less than $100. I scored this sweet baby and mounted it to the roof of Casa Pornstar Ordinario. The 720p signal that my ABC affiliate broadcasts looks simply stunning.

Try it and get back to me.

Valentine’s Day can present a problem to a player.

Worry, not guys, I’m here to give you some pointers.

1. Unless you are planning on getting in deep, never take a chick out on Valentine’s Day. Don’t do it. Yes you may get a choice piece of ass tonite, but it’s not worth it. You are sending a big message — you are telling her that when you think of romance, you are thinking of her. Bad idea. Instead, there are two ways you can go: a) come up with a reason you can’t go out or b) tell all of your ladies that you are going out with another chick. My favorites in the category of a) are to tell chicks that my Ma has had a tough year and I’ve decided to take her to a nice dinner OR that I’m babysitting my sister’s kids so SHE can go out. So…I look like a hero AND I don’t have to pick any particular chick.

2. So what do you do for your ho train? FedEx a gift over. This is your chance to shine. A nice gift doesn’t say “You are my special someone.” It says…I intend to collect some of that ass later, baby. And…you don’t really need to spend that much cabbage on a gift. The key is….PACKAGING. Seriously. A lot of guys don’t understand this. If you gave a chick a platinum tennis bracelet in a paper sack OR a bag of dog crap in an elaborate gift box, stuffed with tissue paper, wrapped in a shiny ribbon, with a big bow on top…she’d really have the same reaction.

No shit.

You’re going to have to plan ahead, here, though, and use some logistics skills. First you’ll need to make a list of all the chicks you want to take care of on VD. Don’t skimp, guys! This will pay dividends in a few weeks when you’re home, bored, and have a boner you need to stick somewhere. There’s good news, though. If you do this correctly you can buy in bulk.

No, seriously. Buy some tasteful cards in a ten pack, then go to some place like Cookies From Home or Brownies.com and call in for a corporate rate. Now you have to buy 25, and if your potential booty list isn’t 25 chicks long…freeze that shit, GUYS!!!

Get this crap back to your HQ, pack it up and swing by the post office and drop these in the mail on Feb 11th.

3. Send out a gang of text messages on the 14th and you’re a great golden god. Collect those booty calls well into April.

Enjoy, guys. I’m here for you.

Ever heard of DC Shoes? Those punky looking skate goths at the mall wear ‘em. Apparently the fellow that runs the company is quite the adrenaline junkie and a crackerjack rally car driver.

This month he managed to jump a Subaru rally car like 200 feet or something insane. Check the whole story (with pics!!) on 0-60mag.com

**UPDATE** I hope you tuned in, the stunt premiered tonite on the Discovery Channel.

Check out the Vermont Sports Car rally page for cool pics. (Cool site, too, actually.)

Autoblog has some shite ‘Tube video.

AND there’s some decent video and behind the scenes on Discovery Channel’s Official Site.

As promised, here’s a bunch of raw links. I’ll put them up on the site in the near future. Do enjoy.

Jennifer

Julia S.

Sigrid

Susanna

On occasion I send out a newsletter to remind people of new things on the site. I often get mad, crazy or plain funny replies to the address I use as a return address. Here’s the best of the bunch today:

“I will be in court Wednesday and Thursday, February 7 & 8. If you need immediate assistance, please contact Assistant District Attorney, [so an so..name removed to protect the porn hound’s co-worker] at xxxxx@somecounty.gov or the ADA on your case. Thank you.”

Yes…some douchebag district attorney signed up to a PORN NEWSLETTER using his actual official work email address.