Verdict, [from my original post] Kate is a whole fucking lot hotter in HD. Day-um. In the pre-show wrap up show where they showed the scene of her and Sawyer diving for the case in the cove from season one…let’s just say my Tivo got a workout.

Really, tho. Some folks are not made for HD. Yes, Letterman I’m talking to you.

Best line in this week’s LOST, from Sawyer, “I can’t believe you fell for the old Chewbacca prisoner gag.”

Hmmmmn. Since I bought a big ass telly and then blogged about it, y’all think I can write it off as a business expense? Any CPA’s reading tonite? More on LOST…next Wed.

Chef and scribe Anthony Bourdain guest blogs:

http://blog.ruhlman.com/2007/02/guest_blogging_.html

What the hell is going on in the porn industry? Really? Personally I think things are on the wrong track. Part of the stigma that porn carries now must be due to the extreme and fetishy nature of it. I mean there is some seriously sick shit out there. Beyond the merely sick shit, however there is a mountain of BAD stuff. Do I need to see a girl’s gaping butthole? Do people have a colon fetish? Do I need to see a 7 foot tall black guy stuff his 2 foot long wang into a 105 pound white girl? Does it really turn people on to see nasty, ugly 18 year old whores get pounded by middle aged guys?

Oh yes, all of the above examples are of real actual sites which I won’t dignify with a link.

Since I’m in the porn business I spend a lot of time digging around in the vast dumpster that is internet porn and like a homeless guy locating a new coat, I occasionally find treasures. Which I then share with you. Because, my devoted readers, I love you. I feel like I have a strong personal bond with each and every one of you.

Or…I’m a shallow narcissist who needs constant validation.

To-may-to, to-mott-to really.

So, today’s treasure. I genuinely like this site. I actually went and signed up to it with my own money. It has NO gaping buttholes (sorry colon lovers), no giant black cocks (sorry giant black cock lovers, aka fags), no facials (okay even I like facials). What it has is smoking hot, super curvy, amazingly well photographed…naked chicks.

Period.

Hot naked chicks. Hot. Naked. Chicks. Solomente.

The site is called FEMJOY. Stupid name, kinda. But they are very attached to it. From their site:

“FEMJOY is a registered TradeMark.

Please always use capital letters for FEMJOY (not: Femjoy, not: FemJoy)”

But they do have the world’s hottest banners:

Anyway, I’m so enamored of this crazy ass site that I’m going to swipe a bunch of their galleries and throw them up on the site in the Photo Gallery section. Stay tuned.

Shall I watch? Shall WE watch?? I may have to enlist the Ordinary Pornstar ARMY in a boycott. Ooooh I like the sound of that.

Take a gander at ABC’s new Lost website…WTF is with the look on Hurley’s face?

Now the thing of it is, Kate is as hot as ever. AND I recently purchased a rather expensive, rather large HDTV and our once beloved Lost IS broadcast in HD, right? So will Kate be HOTTER in HD or less hot. One can’t help but wonder. Because I CAN tell you that the Grey’s Anatomy lassies are, on the whole HOTTER in HD.

Just seeing the faintest HD outline of nipple on Izzy was worth the price of the tv and the trip to 4 different Radio Shacks to find a goddamn HD antenna.

Anyway back to Lost. Who the hell do these ABC fuckwads think they are? The fact is Lost isn’t really good enough to go on a 2 month hiatus and still keep viewers. Is it? Comments, please!

“A guy with a boner is like a chick with the check engine light on in her car — they’ll do almost ANYTHING to get someone else to take care of it.”