You know, being in the business of porn…I see a lot of porn. Some good, most eh. Some terrible. Check out the following clip. You MUST turn your speakers on and jack up the volume. I’d add some snarky editorial now but…this really speaks for itself. Enjoy.

Be sure to ignore the lame adverts and DO NOT click on them. Ads are bad mmmmmmn kay?

…change the name of this to the Lia19 Beat Off Pics Blog? I mean would that be a crime?

Eh, sue me. I think Lia19’s hot.

Quick update — more FEMJOY galleries coming. Good shit too, I’ve been handpicking them. By ‘handpicking’ I do mean beating off to them, again, add it to the lawsuit.

As many of my longtime readers will doubtless know I am a Big Brother fanatic! If you look way back in the OP archives you’ll see that I did a great deal of live blogging during Big Brother 7 and I shall continue the tradition with Big Brother 8.

BB7 was an All Star edition, so BB8 is likely to be back to the old format. One cool thing about the CBS website is that they actually kept all the historical Big Brother websites live so you can browse them.

Take a gander here:

You can see Maggie steal the win on Big Brother 6.

Check out Cowboy laughably thinking he’d win Big Brother 5.

Er — I don’t recall much about Big Brother 4.

BB3 sucked, BUT you can see Dr. Will’s win from Big Brother 2.

I think the reason I’ve been a Big Brother fan for so long is that in the early days it really was the only show with a decent web presence. So when I first got started online back in the day when the feeds were still cams and were free I used to stay up all night working and watching BB. Even now the Housecalls show is actually pretty fucking watchable.

I remember last year re-arranging my schedule so a conference call I had during Housecalls was shifted by an hour, heh.

Look, it’s kind of a low blow to make fun of what a guy is packing in the pants. The fact is you are stuck with what you’ve got, so make the most of it…and let me preface this by saying that I’m perfectly average in the pants and perfectly happy with my trouser snake. But some guys, well…

Like this guy: Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…]. He runs a sex blog with his lovely wife…Hot Wife. It’s a pretty graphic blog with several videos of Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…] giving it to his missus.

Giving what? Well giving her the World’s Smallest Weiner [link removed by ashamed blogger…]. Seriously click over. Check it out. Am I lying? This guy posted a jack off video and he’s only using his fingertips. That’s a tiny pepe.

I’ve been with women and they are very complimentary about my equipment and I always figured that they were just giving me a confidence boost…but after seeing this guy I can imagine a chick sleeping with a guy like this and then coming up on me. Much like I look like a giant standing next to a midget…next to Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…] I look like John Holmes…so…thanks World’s Smallest Weiner!!

There are few things as sexy as when panties and pussy combine to form…the cameltoe. Happy Friday night gents, I’m out for the even to hunt a little camel of my own. If you are housebound or returning from the hunt…enjoy:

Lia19 Cameltoe!