***Re-post and update***

Due to massive internet related goofiness, related [of course] to Barbie Cummings’ insatiable need to have a cock in her mouth. And due to most southern cops being pretty fucking stupid. I’ve reposted my Barbie Love post…with this addendum: her blog is no longer at BarbieCummings.com but at BarbieCummings.blogspot.com…do enjoy.

***Read on for Original Post***

Or…shit what the hell is she called on AA? Oh “Cassidy”…what the hell is the deal with changing all the names, huh? Anyway, she’s really a rather famous porn chick named Barbie Cummings. Because…ah, nevermind. You know why. If not let me just mention three words — “big, black and cock.” Plus she’s hot. See:

In addition to being all around cute as a button and dirty as a sailor on leave in Singapore; Turns out our Barbie is a fellow blogger!! You can click on over to Barbie Cummings.com and check out her thoughts and her rants. They’re rather interesting. She has a LOVELY picture collection, too. HOWEVER, you will not hear her mention her secret double life. NO, not as a porn star and soccer mom…as a porn star and as a CONTESTANT ON THE BACHELOR!!!!

If you can’t tug one to this here ethnic hottie you are probably a homosexual faggot and should surf on over to the men’s underpants section of the American Apparel catalogue.

Damn, what did you DO to be so lucky? Oh, right, you read one of the greatest blogs in HISTORY….and then maybe you found a link here. Right on.

So have you figured out what my top secret project is? Yes, it’s my very own version of a glam-nude site. Super hot chicks, well photographed. Nothing else. It’s really a simple but lovely recipe — hot, sexy chicks you can spank to. After much market research (which, in this business looks remarkably like a guy beating it to internet porn to the untrained eye) I have determined that a glam nude site needs exactly two things.

1. Super hot chicks.
2. A good spank pose.

Am I right?

Among my many fans and readers is a young lady — let’s call her…”Nicole”. [We’ll call her that because she’s mortified someone would see her pussy and put it together on my blog with her random and utterly common first name.] She pointed out, rather shyly that though I had made an exhaustive list of pussies, I had neglected to include her own precious poon. So, guys, it’s here, I’m calling this one ‘the Nicole’.

I mentioned in the headline of the perfect pussy post that I have a new project I’m working on…if you are a faithful reader you can tell the kind of stuff I’m into these days.

So here’s a little sample for y’all. Yes that is a super hot, naked chick who looks just like Elizabeth Shue from Adventures in Babysitting. Heh.