So, lately I’ve been working on a brandy new TOP SECRET — EYES ONLY — OMEGA CODEWORD project and I have a lot of really great, super hot chicks for it. Hot chicks tend to have pussies (thank GOD) and I was thinking as I was proofing these shoots…do I have a favorite type of pussy?

Do you?

I do.

Here are 15 examples of the breed, check ‘em out and vote in the comments section.

1. What would you call this one? It’s long with a hint of labia.
2. As far as I’m concerned this bit o trim is nearly perfect. It’s just lovely and lickable. Nice curves and a little bit of the goodies sticking out.
3. This baby is the classic camel toe…a favorite of some. Not me, really. Love the wacky haircut, tho.
4. I’m not exactly sure what you call this one here. Like the vertical smile, maybe. Kinda innocent looking.
5. I think this one here is the ‘peach’. Not my favorite, but they are cute when they get all smooshed up by the panties like this one.
6. This one is a flushmount. Nothing sticks out but there’s a little labia exposed. Also…has more stubble than Homer Simpson. Ugh.
7. This cutie I am christening ‘the hot dog bun’. Also a personal favorite of mine…and frankly I’d like to squirt some condiment on this one…
8. I’m calling this one the Wu-Tang…cos it looks like a W.
9. This particular model has a lot of labia, not quite meat curtains, tho. She’s got a nice bulge around the edge tho.
10. I’ve seen a few of these babies, they kinda have a cropped labia and lots of entry area.
11. I’m always happy to see one of these…when you see a pussy this small you know it’s gonna be fun for sexy time.
12. This one is great, nice curve, kinda peachy but it has that one weird labia tab hanging down…I’ve seen some of these in real life.
13. Really not a fan of this kind. Long, lots of lip, weird color…too ethnic.
14. This one is really cute, kinda flat but has a nice bit of labia scrunched up.
15. I know what you call this one here — pure roast beef. Ugh. Do any of you like this kinda thing?

Has it been 11 days since I blogged? Eh…sue me. Summertime and the livin’ is easy. I do have some things in the can stay tuned…at least one of them will be utterly fascinating.

Uh…no reason.

So I’m probably the only guy in the world who reads all my spam. What can I say, at its heart my job is sales, marketing, closing the deal. Spammers close the deal…like this fellow who sent me a spam offering to increase the size of my wiener.

“Her husband has a small pensis!!!!!” Oh god, I’m pissing myself over here.

Apparently I had a few pictures up of Nicole Graves and quite a few of you are finding the site by searching for ‘Nicole Graves‘. Well recently Nicole decided to shoot exclusively for her own site. This is fine with me, but to give you searchers what you’re looking for I joined her site and ripped down a bunch of pics from the member’s area for y’all. So…enjoy. I’ll put them up tonite and tomorrow.