Okay, I picked Kail originally, but did that hooker just pack a bible? She’s off the list.

Let me re-think my pick.

Stay tuned.

Eric looks marginally smart and not a homo. Maybe I’ll back him.

On Yahoo video. Check it: Big Brother 8 cast featurette.

Just as I predicted. Homos. Ugh.

Look, swishy gay man, if you want to be swishy and gay, go for it. Be swishy and gay. [Just not around me.] Some of my best friends are gay! [By ’some’ I mean ‘none’.] But why the fuck does Hollywood find fags to be so fucking entertaining?? Not just fags, SWISHY fags. Guess what, there aren’t a lot of fags in the country, Hollywood. Fags are mostly annoying to us.

Wait, let me clarify. Gay people are fine. Be gay. Who cares. It’s SWISHY people that I hate. Fuck. Lispy, limp wristed queers annoy the FUCK out of me and they are ALL OVER TV.

Unless you live in Atlanta, San Fran or Hollywood I’m willing to bet the only fag you know is your gay cousin Larry who has the good sense to be ashamed and keep his gayness to himself and the men he meets in bus station bathrooms. Ugh.

Set those Tivos, folks; it’s Big Brother 8 time!! In just a few days. July 5th is the start.

CBS posted the cast list on the new BB8 website.

I can tell right away that there are too many damn metrosexuals for my taste. What is the deal with Hollywood and the fucking homos? Ah well, as per usual I’ve made my pick before the show even starts, I’m rooting for Big Brother Kail.

Okay if you somehow think that when I say I’m going to do something on a regular basis with the blog that I’m actually going to do it.

Well…you must be new.

So, welcome! Yagshemash! But don’t set your watch by this thing. The only guarantee is that at SOME POINT each week I’ll post some snarky comments on life, throw you a bone on how to meet broads or post a picture of a super hot naked chick. Tonite you’re lucky, it’s number 3.

I forget who this chick is:

But she’s amazing. A perfect juggy ten. [Click on the pic for a full size ver.] I can’t even explain the freaky shit I would do to this girl. I mean I would fuck her brains out then right before I was about to blow my load I’d tie a knot in my cock and fuck her for like ten more hours.

And I’d also squeeze those boobies like I was milking a stingy cow…but we all would, wouldn’t we?

And our booty shorts. I had no idea Army chicks were so freakin’ hot. This is a 500x better recruiting video than that ‘Army of one’ crap.

Nine words I never in all my born days thought I would utter: Would you look at the ASS on that soldier!?!