DeNiro.

Pacino.

Mann.

The only question one can ask about Heat is where it lies in the Top 5 best movies of all time list. Number 1? I would argue that it’s held back from the number one spot by its shitty cinematography. Maybe that’s not the right word. The transfer to video…it looks like crap. Even the Special Edition, All Singing All Dancing DVD looks like shit. Why is this?

Anyone?

In an effort to guage Mann’s true genius I have embarked upon a Mann film festival this evening featuring Miami Vice, Collateral and Man Hunter.

If you are a loyal watcher of The Daily Show you might have caught the following trailer airing midway through on Monday. I was completely fucking blown away. Now I know these Marvel superhero movies have really sucked for the most part but I’m holding out hope here. This is probably one of the greatest movie trailers I have ever seen. Do check it out:

Iron Man HD trailer.

“No gang signs…no, I’m kidding throw it up.”

It wasn’t ten seconds after I posted the below post that I started getting hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of emails! Controversy was afoot! The problem? People could not believe that I would consider a Ducati over a Harley!!!!

For the record I would like to state that I think 98% of Harleys are gay. In fact, if you ride a giant Harley you probably have a tiny cock. Recently, however I have been informed that my loyal and adoring readers somehow imagine that I myself am short in the pants! Being a lemonade from lemons guy I decided that I might as well see if I could find a Harley that would suit me.

The best I could come up with is the new for 2008, Nightster.

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