October 2007


So for a while I was alluding to a project I was working on that was a lot less hardcore than other stuff. Basically it’s a site for a guy with a huge ass library of hot looking chicks posing naked. At the end of the day, what more do you need?

Today’s freebie is this hottie. Let me set the shoot up, here’s today’s theme — we took a super hot hottie back in time to the 80’s to buy some Jordache panties. Then we found an 80’s beach cabana to shoot her in. In between takes she drank a TaB.

For some reason, despite the 80’s panties, I find this chick insanely hot. First off the huge smile (now usually when I say ’smile’, I mean ‘tits’) but in this case I really mean smile…AND tits. And I’m mad about the freckles.

Penny Flame Penny Flame Penny Flame
Penny Flame Penny Flame Penny Flame
Penny Flame Penny Flame Penny Flame

Check it, when I’m getting down to make some porn, either personal or public there is only one artist I can always count on to be my go-to for music to put her in the mood. People are going to think, ‘Oh, Prince!’ or, ‘Oh, Barry White!’

Nope.

R. Kelly. This is a guy facing a 21 count indictment for filming himself banging underage groupies and he still writes songs like this. You have got to give it up to the brother, he is so romantic, he can’t STOP the romance from coming out.

We wit’ you Kels! Don’t stop being you.



fat girl

…gone horribly awry. So we’ve all heard of the ‘MySpace angle’ right? It’s that one angle that chicks use to make themselves look uber pornstar hot. Like this little piece of ass I met off MySpace last week.

She sends me the above picture, which is kinda fun and kinky with her juggies popped out of her top. And I, like you, am thinking, “Yowza, a little thick, so she’s got something to prove, I’d hit it.” So I set up a date and when I arrive I see…well I see the bottom picture which led me to ask the broad, “Hey, baby, I’m looking for a girl who looks like you - same face, same tits…shouldn’t have the Jabba the Hutt belly, tho.”

fat girl

Mandingo. “Forced to mate with the most beautiful women on the plantation…” Heh, nice work if you can get it.



Period. Watch it. Better take a leak first cos you’ll probably piss yourself.




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