The Smoke Detector. Song o’ the day.

From the recent Rilo Kiley album ‘Under the Blacklight’. You should definitely NOT steal this track online, but in fact go buy the entire album at full retail price.

There’s something about Jenny Lewis, she does the chick emo-confessional thing, but she can also do everything from country twang to phone sex operator. In my book that’s a damn great range. If you listen to the track of the day…shit it sounds disco, but it’s DIRTY!

And isn’t everything better when it’s dirty?

If you are a music snob I would LOVE you to comment and express how ‘glib’ my enjoyment of Rilo and Jenny is because REAL music lovers only enjoy hearing a Sainte-Colombe composition faithfully played on an historically correct 7 string viola de gamba.

Do enjoy — you see guys, I pay for the memberships so you don’t have to. Unless you want to. Abby Winters is great, real hit and miss but worth the money. There are a lot of average chicks, but a lot of real genuinely totally beat-off-able sex scenes. So…

Apparently some of my loyal readers and fans disagree with my choices in film. Well, as we ‘Mericans say - Ford and Chevys. One thing nobody can argue with, however, is some fine, heretofore unexposed T and/or A in a movie. So I happily present a few glimpses of Natalie Portman’s A and a bit of side T from the recent iTunes only Wes Anderson short film Hotel Chevalier. This is a prequel to the new Wes picture - The Darjeeling Limited.

Some folks are saying that the actual T and A is that of a body double. I say download it and see for yourself. As always comments are welcome. Unless you’ve been banned.