I have gotten a LOT of positive feedback from readers on the Fucking Chicks Off Craig’s List post. By far the best was one of my buddies that I often chat with about game and broads over IM. He was chatting with some chick that was trying to pull the boyfriend thing on him.

RandomHooker (4:13:36 PM): i got my boyfriend a north face beanie and a j crew sweater!

BallerStatus411 (4:14:46 PM): LOL, I didn’t ask and don’t care.

RandomHooker (4:15:11 PM): yeah, i know.

RandomHooker (4:15:38 PM): but soon you were gonna ask to fuck so i thought i’d throw in the boyfriend thing again.

BallerStatus411 (4:16:00 PM): LOL, right.

BallerStatus411 (4:16:24 PM): I asked once like a month ago, get over it.

RandomHooker (4:17:01 PM): haha

BallerStatus411 (4:18:10 PM): Seriously, don’t worry, I won’t ask again.

RandomHooker (4:18:20 PM): i just need to fuck the bf again, it’s only happened once… blahhhh

BallerStatus411 (4:23:23 PM): Hahahahah. I must be good then, I fucked you the same amount of times as your boyfriend and I didn’t even have to pretend like I was interested in a long term commitment with you. SCORE!

Remember guys - fucking chicks is a catch and release sport.

I leave my lovely blog alone for a few weeks to get some work done and I get my ass knocked off the top of Google.

Balls!

I haven’t got much for you either. Except a new twist on the MySpace angle. I’m calling it the Craig’s List angle. Here’s an example I found in the wild, posted under Women seeking Men…ooooh look at this hottie:

Pretty hot, right? Astute viewers will notice the top of the photo and the bottom are a little off. Like the shower frame seems to end in the middle, right? If you check out the top corner you can see a little smidge of the actual shower corner, so if you match the bottom of the picture to the top you get:



Hell I might still throw a bone at the fat version, but I know if I was expecting a size 4 and popped over to see a size 14 I’d be pissed. I would love to know how she explains it when guys show up…”The camera subtracts 35 pounds”?