I have gotten a LOT of positive feedback from readers on the Fucking Chicks Off Craig’s List post. By far the best was one of my buddies that I often chat with about game and broads over IM. He was chatting with some chick that was trying to pull the boyfriend thing on him.

RandomHooker (4:13:36 PM): i got my boyfriend a north face beanie and a j crew sweater!

BallerStatus411 (4:14:46 PM): LOL, I didn’t ask and don’t care.

RandomHooker (4:15:11 PM): yeah, i know.

RandomHooker (4:15:38 PM): but soon you were gonna ask to fuck so i thought i’d throw in the boyfriend thing again.

BallerStatus411 (4:16:00 PM): LOL, right.

BallerStatus411 (4:16:24 PM): I asked once like a month ago, get over it.

RandomHooker (4:17:01 PM): haha

BallerStatus411 (4:18:10 PM): Seriously, don’t worry, I won’t ask again.

RandomHooker (4:18:20 PM): i just need to fuck the bf again, it’s only happened once… blahhhh

BallerStatus411 (4:23:23 PM): Hahahahah. I must be good then, I fucked you the same amount of times as your boyfriend and I didn’t even have to pretend like I was interested in a long term commitment with you. SCORE!

Remember guys - fucking chicks is a catch and release sport.