In the grand holiday spirit I thought I’d name a few of my favorite things. And…they aren’t even all dirty. So…feel free to add yours in comments.

1. At the top of my list is…girls who give head and swallow. After all the only reason I can afford any of my other favorite things is because Ordinary Pornstar blog is alive and kicking.

2. Things that unexpectedly glow in the dark.

3. Lasers. (Long story.)

4. Things that are machined or welded in a really cool way. (Titanium bikes, say.)

5. Fast cars, fast bikes, fast women…oooh see number one. (Ducati.)

6. When you can see a woman’s undies through her clothes, I love that. (Check your hard drive, perve. I know you have a collection.)

7. Super expensive watches. (Panerai.)

8. Stereo speakers made of carbon fiber. (Wilson Benesch.)

9. Most of the stuff Steve Jobs craps out. (Apple.)

10. Formula 1. (Greatest motorsport ever.)

So there’s my top ten, why not add a few of your own. Links are good, easy on the comment spam.