I think the animated .gif has finally reached high art with this piece. GIF creator, I salute you. Does anybody have an idea who the chick is?

Word on the street is that it’s hotter than hot Penthouse Pet Shay Laren…I’m a little dubious, any opinion?

This is by far the sexiest video of internet pornstars Lia19 and Allison Angel I’ve ever seen - well the sexiest one that contains no nudity.

I leave my lovely blog alone for a few weeks to get some work done and I get my ass knocked off the top of Google.

Balls!

I haven’t got much for you either. Except a new twist on the MySpace angle. I’m calling it the Craig’s List angle. Here’s an example I found in the wild, posted under Women seeking Men…ooooh look at this hottie:

Pretty hot, right? Astute viewers will notice the top of the photo and the bottom are a little off. Like the shower frame seems to end in the middle, right? If you check out the top corner you can see a little smidge of the actual shower corner, so if you match the bottom of the picture to the top you get:



Hell I might still throw a bone at the fat version, but I know if I was expecting a size 4 and popped over to see a size 14 I’d be pissed. I would love to know how she explains it when guys show up…”The camera subtracts 35 pounds”?

…and some free porn.

One of the things I do in my capacity as marketing genius and general pornographer is consult for other sites. People know me by reputation or word of mouth and on occasion I am hired on to do some project. Many times the same thing happens - some guy hires me because I’m knowledgeable and experienced and then he ignores my knowledge and experience.

Why do they do this? No idea. In my experience people are generally reluctant to admit ignorance, and entrepreneurs are a hundred times worse. I would say there’s something about having a lot of money that makes you a dick, but that would be a lie. More like money allows your innate dick-ish-ness to flourish. As my buddy E says, “The internet has made a lot of unworthy people rich.”

Can I back up this claim of expertise? Sure, how did you fucking find my site? Did you look up ‘porn star blog’ in Google? Who’s at the top, baby? Damn right. Ordinary ain’t that Ordinary is it?

Eh, I’m a shitty mood. Here’s some free porn. This chick is named Marlena. She’s been shot for a pet project I’m working on. She’s not traditionally, Nebraska cheerleader hot but she’s she’s downright sexy…there’s something about her that says she loves to fuck. She’s got great eyes, a HUGE smile and just a hint of baby fat that makes the dirty old man in us all want to drill her like a West Texas oilman.

So what is this project which seems to involve hot ass babes? It’s a site for a dude called Jimmy Canon. Click here to check this bad ass shit out.
I am really genuinely proud of this site.

So for a while I was alluding to a project I was working on that was a lot less hardcore than other stuff. Basically it’s a site for a guy with a huge ass library of hot looking chicks posing naked. At the end of the day, what more do you need?

Today’s freebie is this hottie. Let me set the shoot up, here’s today’s theme — we took a super hot hottie back in time to the 80’s to buy some Jordache panties. Then we found an 80’s beach cabana to shoot her in. In between takes she drank a TaB.

For some reason, despite the 80’s panties, I find this chick insanely hot. First off the huge smile (now usually when I say ’smile’, I mean ‘tits’) but in this case I really mean smile…AND tits. And I’m mad about the freckles.