…gone horribly awry. So we’ve all heard of the ‘MySpace angle’ right? It’s that one angle that chicks use to make themselves look uber pornstar hot. Like this little piece of ass I met off MySpace last week.

She sends me the above picture, which is kinda fun and kinky with her juggies popped out of her top. And I, like you, am thinking, “Yowza, a little thick, so she’s got something to prove, I’d hit it.” So I set up a date and when I arrive I see…well I see the bottom picture which led me to ask the broad, “Hey, baby, I’m looking for a girl who looks like you - same face, same tits…shouldn’t have the Jabba the Hutt belly, tho.”

Do enjoy — you see guys, I pay for the memberships so you don’t have to. Unless you want to. Abby Winters is great, real hit and miss but worth the money. There are a lot of average chicks, but a lot of real genuinely totally beat-off-able sex scenes. So…

…delivers like the FedEx man. Check this bad ass pic that came in this week’s AW newsletter…which you can get in your very own in box if you swing over to the site and subscribe. I’m not one for spam, but a well done newsletter is a lovely thing.

The AW newsletter is well done indeed. I swear they have a staff of full time employees who JUST do the newsletter. You can find the archives on the site…should you choose to look.

Have you ever heard of Abby Winters.com?

It’s this weird Australian site. I’m not sure how much I like it, but it’s very cool.

I could beat to it.

Okay if you somehow think that when I say I’m going to do something on a regular basis with the blog that I’m actually going to do it.

Well…you must be new.

So, welcome! Yagshemash! But don’t set your watch by this thing. The only guarantee is that at SOME POINT each week I’ll post some snarky comments on life, throw you a bone on how to meet broads or post a picture of a super hot naked chick. Tonite you’re lucky, it’s number 3.

I forget who this chick is:

But she’s amazing. A perfect juggy ten. [Click on the pic for a full size ver.] I can’t even explain the freaky shit I would do to this girl. I mean I would fuck her brains out then right before I was about to blow my load I’d tie a knot in my cock and fuck her for like ten more hours.

And I’d also squeeze those boobies like I was milking a stingy cow…but we all would, wouldn’t we?