And our booty shorts. I had no idea Army chicks were so freakin’ hot. This is a 500x better recruiting video than that ‘Army of one’ crap.

Nine words I never in all my born days thought I would utter: Would you look at the ASS on that soldier!?!

It occurred to me while sitting around drinking beer and debating the relative merits of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly versus The Outlaw Josey Wales that I have been neglecting the Friday Night Beat Off Pic. Now don’t get me wrong this is an important debate…Sergio Leone versus Clint himself in the director’s chair. Both are masterpieces, but which truly IS greater?

You decide, after you have a whack of course.

So, here you go gents. This one is a lovely lady close to my heart. And she has everything you need to beat one out (yes they are real).

I call this Pick a Hole, Any Hole.

I fucked up last week and forgot to post a beat off pic so I promised two this week. We’ll start with one early so you can clean the pipes before you go out…and if you return home luckless and lonely you’ll have a brand spankin’ new pic to spank to later.

So here’s today’s girl. She’s blonde and has huge funbags (or are they jugs?). Do enjoy.

I mentioned in the headline of the perfect pussy post that I have a new project I’m working on…if you are a faithful reader you can tell the kind of stuff I’m into these days.

So here’s a little sample for y’all. Yes that is a super hot, naked chick who looks just like Elizabeth Shue from Adventures in Babysitting. Heh.