Tom Cruise attempts to…open a car door.

I want to laugh at Tom Cruise, becuase he’s a freakin’ goon — but really, who hasn’t had this conversation with a chick when you’re trying to be all polite and open the door for her:

“Honey, it’s locked. No the button, no the other button, no the one with the picture of the lock on it, just press it, no the other button. Next to that one…just press it. No, press it. Press the button. No the other button…” so I kinda feel for the guy.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/05/britney-like-youve-never-seen-her/

You know at one point Britney Spears was so freakin’ hot you could practically bust one out to one of her PG rated videos. Now? Not so much. In fact, if I saw her on Cops screaming about her no good baby-daddy from the steps of an Ala-bammy double wide she wouldn’t look at all out of place.