I have combed through the emails I got for the swag contest and decided to award one lucky reader the GIANT BOX O PORN SWAG. If you didn’t win, take heart — there’s another convention in a few months.

Also, coming up the debut of my new project on the blog. It’s just like the old projects…only more amateur. You’ll love it, I promise.

a) I’m going to add a few game tutorials. I’ve come up with some great openers/closers and have been field testing them extensively.

b) More pornstar stuff. I know this is Ordinary PORNSTAR. And lately it’s just been ordinary. I have two projects I’ve been working on for AGES that are ready for public consumption.

Okay folks, here’s what I’ve got so far: a shit load of shirts, some panties, some random crap, some portfolios, a squirt gun, a beer cozy, a couple of DVDs and a money clip.

Who wants it, how bad do you want it? Post a reason, or send me an email with naked pictures of your girlfriend. Winner takes all.

Hey fellas. [And chick…there’s gotta be one, right?] The March porn convention is coming up, I’m usually pretty lazy about coverage, to me this stuff is kinda old hat, but I’m doing this for YOU, so here it is: request time! What do you want me to capture? What do you want to see? It’s your chance to go behind the scenes in the online adult industry. Ask away…