Quite honestly I thought LOST would never get here.

AND…I thought when it did it wouldn’t be worth the wait.

I confess I was wrong on both counts. LOST is back and possibly better than ever. I don’t think that there is any intelligent person who can claim that the show is anything less than the best show currently on television. And as an added bonus they’ve finally found a way to add some…shall we say new hotness to the cast.

This writer’s strike is turning out to be $$ in the bank for viewers. Not only did LOST escape unscathed, Big Brother 9 is up this coming week too! Personally I side 100% with the writers…but Big Brother is Big Brother.

Or rather Big Brother WAS Big Brother. Last season basically sucked ass and from the looks of the preview this one will as well.

I leave my lovely blog alone for a few weeks to get some work done and I get my ass knocked off the top of Google.

Balls!

I haven’t got much for you either. Except a new twist on the MySpace angle. I’m calling it the Craig’s List angle. Here’s an example I found in the wild, posted under Women seeking Men…ooooh look at this hottie:

Pretty hot, right? Astute viewers will notice the top of the photo and the bottom are a little off. Like the shower frame seems to end in the middle, right? If you check out the top corner you can see a little smidge of the actual shower corner, so if you match the bottom of the picture to the top you get:



Hell I might still throw a bone at the fat version, but I know if I was expecting a size 4 and popped over to see a size 14 I’d be pissed. I would love to know how she explains it when guys show up…”The camera subtracts 35 pounds”?

…gone horribly awry. So we’ve all heard of the ‘MySpace angle’ right? It’s that one angle that chicks use to make themselves look uber pornstar hot. Like this little piece of ass I met off MySpace last week.

She sends me the above picture, which is kinda fun and kinky with her juggies popped out of her top. And I, like you, am thinking, “Yowza, a little thick, so she’s got something to prove, I’d hit it.” So I set up a date and when I arrive I see…well I see the bottom picture which led me to ask the broad, “Hey, baby, I’m looking for a girl who looks like you - same face, same tits…shouldn’t have the Jabba the Hutt belly, tho.”

Apparently some of my loyal readers and fans disagree with my choices in film. Well, as we ‘Mericans say - Ford and Chevys. One thing nobody can argue with, however, is some fine, heretofore unexposed T and/or A in a movie. So I happily present a few glimpses of Natalie Portman’s A and a bit of side T from the recent iTunes only Wes Anderson short film Hotel Chevalier. This is a prequel to the new Wes picture - The Darjeeling Limited.

Some folks are saying that the actual T and A is that of a body double. I say download it and see for yourself. As always comments are welcome. Unless you’ve been banned.

DeNiro.

Pacino.

Mann.

The only question one can ask about Heat is where it lies in the Top 5 best movies of all time list. Number 1? I would argue that it’s held back from the number one spot by its shitty cinematography. Maybe that’s not the right word. The transfer to video…it looks like crap. Even the Special Edition, All Singing All Dancing DVD looks like shit. Why is this?

Anyone?

In an effort to guage Mann’s true genius I have embarked upon a Mann film festival this evening featuring Miami Vice, Collateral and Man Hunter.