For some reason, American game doesn’t work on European chicks.
Damn. I was hoping.
I’m still working on the online game. For starters you need to go read my Craig’s List tutorial:
http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/fucking-chicks-off-craigs-list
Then, a follow up:
http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/reader-contribution
The longer I’ve written this blog - or, not written as you can see by my recent inactivity, the more I’ve realized that my interest has moved on. So should yours.
Fuck watching pornstars. You should BE a pornstar, motherfucker.
So I’m moving my blog from a chronicle of porn and things porny to something that’s changed me and my buddies lives:
The Game.
The pimp game.
PUA game.
Call it what you like it’s all the same thing - a refined set of skills that will get you pussy.
Mastering the game is like becoming a Jedi. It will change your life. If you are like most guys the reason you watch porn is because you have no woman, or one woman you’re sick of. When you master the game you’ll never watch porn again because you will live it. You will be able to do things with women you have only dreamed of. Two chicks? No problem. A BJ on the first date? No problem. Having a rotating cast of fuck buddies? It’s mandatory.
There are very few successful PUA’s out there and a lot of pretenders trying to get in your pocket. That’s not us. Everything on OP 2.0 will be 100% free and legit, this is no tease leading to an upsell (there will be some ads, though. Sue us, eh). This is 100% actionable intel. We don’t hold $5000 seminars where we tell you what a clown you are and send you home with your pockets on E. Everybody who will be writing for OP 2.0 is a successful PUA who can and does get laid whenever he wants. Every guy who will be writing for OP 2.0 started off just like you, my friend — sitting there on Friday night watching Skinimax with his dick in his hand.
Pay attention to our teachings and the only time you’ll be alone on a Friday is when you need a rest from boning chicks all week. Why are we doing this? Because America will be a better place when more guys get laid. Sound stupid? Think of all the retarded, aggressive, angry, destructive things you’ve done in your life because you were either trying to impress a chick or embarrassed because you couldn’t and all you needed to do was catch a movie and bust a nut in some slut but you just DIDN’T KNOW HOW. Those days are at an end. We’re doing this because we genuinely believe that this will change men’s lives for the better.
No, we’re not Bill Gates bringing vaccines to Africa. But if you’re surfing internet porn with your credit card in hand instead of kicking it at a bar with a girl’s ass in your hand this will be a fuck of a lot more valuable.
I’m going to axe all the old content and re-jigger a few things. Bookmark the site and return often.
A few weeks ago I was with some pals at a bar and we were talking about openers, how to move through a set and when is the right time to escalate with some kino. I proffered the theory that one should jam right into some decent kino. Go right for the goodies, if you will. Do it wrong, however, and you’re a creep. So how does one leapfrog right into some kino? This is what I call the ‘titty opener’.
Make an approach to a hottie with nice jugs. Friendly, nothing special. “Hi.” will do. Start some small talk. Here’s the key - after a bit, as soon as 45 seconds just interrupt, cut her off and say, “I’m sorry, I hate to be rude, but this has totally been bugging me.”
“Are your boobs real?”
Now whatever she says, you say the opposite. If she says, “Real.” you say, “No WAY, those are totally fake!” if she says, “Fake.” you say, “NO way! Those are totally real!” Then you argue with her a bit, back and forth, not aggressive, just teasing. Ideally she gives up and ask you to squeeze them. If she doesn’t you take control of the situation and reach for her tits and then say, “May I?”
There you go, you have just gotten to second base in about 90 seconds. Now you have a nice investment, because this chick has let you touch her jugs and if she walks now, she’s a slut who let’s everybody touch her jugs.
Go give it a shot, it’ll take a bit to get it down but when you do you’re in.
On occasion I get email from faithful readers asking my professional advice as a pornographer and man about town. Here’s the most recent…I felt like this fellow could use some words of advice.
I have been in Hawaii for about a week. I did the whole site seeing thing. I came to Hawaii to get away from Japan but on New Years night I saw so many Japanese here. I thought to myself this is how I spent last New Years, so I jumped a cab and told him to take me to a strip club. I went to spot that had a Mama San running it. Why do Mama-San’s have the power. They are the best pimps. Anyway I got in the spot and saw some Asian chicks and a white chick. I never tire of seeing Asian chicks in porn but in real life the sex has never been the bomb. So I took the white chick. She fell under the Good Quality Pussy
at discount prices category. I still end up hating myself in the morning for spending so much cash. Any advice on stopping myself from buying pussy?
Well my anonymous friend I do have some advice. But you need to ask yourself if you even want to take it. You’ve got a bad case of Zoo Lion Syndrome.
There are two types of lions in the world, zoo lions and wild lions. You’ve been to the zoo; a zoo lion lies around all day feeling sad, the memory of the hunt and the kill fading quickly. They rarely roar. Their spine is slumped, eyes glazed. They wait listlessly for the zoo keeper to drop off a load of meat.
The Mama San is your zoo keeper, my friend.
A zoo lion is depressed because it knows at an instinctual level that it doesn’t belong here, to be leered at by slack jawed yokels. The reason you feel bad after paying for poon is that you know that deep down it’s wrong. Those hookers are making a sucker out of you. Like all of the best things in life, pussy is free. And when it’s not, it’s no good.
Now a wild lion, surely you’ve seen those nature films of wild lions in Africa! Proud, majestic predators. They take down a fucking water buffalo or zebra with nothing but instinct, teeth and claws. You have that instinct! Your caveman ancestors never paid for pussy, they took it! (Disclaimer - this is not an endorsement of caveman style rape.)
You CAN be a wild lion again (or for the first time)!! You need to quit buying pussy cold turkey. No lap dances, no hand jobs. If it’s not free you can’t have it. There’s no other way. You need to (figuratively) go back to Africa where if you don’t kill it, you starve.
If you can’t live with this you’ll die as a zoo lion and that should be unacceptable to you.
So, step one. Give up the paid pussy for good.
Step two, wash the stink of desperation off you and get some free pussy. Granted there’s more to this than just wanting it, so sit down, pull your monitor up close and read every essay on my site about The Game. There’s enough there to get you started. Get inspired and then go out and try it out. If you fail, go home and beat off, and try again the next day.
I can GUARANTEE you this, friend, if you work at it it WILL happen. You WILL figure out how to do it.