Can anyone explain? WTF?

Period. Watch it. Better take a leak first cos you’ll probably piss yourself.

So I’m probably the only guy in the world who reads all my spam. What can I say, at its heart my job is sales, marketing, closing the deal. Spammers close the deal…like this fellow who sent me a spam offering to increase the size of my wiener.

“Her husband has a small pensis!!!!!” Oh god, I’m pissing myself over here.

Look, it’s kind of a low blow to make fun of what a guy is packing in the pants. The fact is you are stuck with what you’ve got, so make the most of it…and let me preface this by saying that I’m perfectly average in the pants and perfectly happy with my trouser snake. But some guys, well…

Like this guy: Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…]. He runs a sex blog with his lovely wife…Hot Wife. It’s a pretty graphic blog with several videos of Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…] giving it to his missus.

Giving what? Well giving her the World’s Smallest Weiner [link removed by ashamed blogger…]. Seriously click over. Check it out. Am I lying? This guy posted a jack off video and he’s only using his fingertips. That’s a tiny pepe.

I’ve been with women and they are very complimentary about my equipment and I always figured that they were just giving me a confidence boost…but after seeing this guy I can imagine a chick sleeping with a guy like this and then coming up on me. Much like I look like a giant standing next to a midget…next to Hot Husband [link removed by ashamed blogger…] I look like John Holmes…so…thanks World’s Smallest Weiner!!