They are rednecks.

Now I don’t know where you live dear reader, but from the Mississippi west 9 out of every 10 cellphone stores, carts and kiosks are staffed by 21 year old latinos.  These hicks seem to be dancing with the devil here.

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Watch this clip. Got speakers? Crank them up. This maybe be fake, but who cares!! It’s so goddamned funny I think I might have let a little pee go watching it.

You have GOT to watch this video. I guess this is why the drinking age is 21.

…the fascination with Silence of the Lambs? I mean it’s a good movie, but why is there this strange compulsion to set Silence to music?

Take this example — It Puts the Lotion in the Basket. Particularly astute viewers might have heard this sweet baby as background music on Grey’s Anatomy last season.

One of the endless joys of the porn world is the internationalism of it. From Filipino graphic designers making a dollar an hour to the Tranny King of Thailand I get to meet a lot of rather fascinating people. In my business lately I have come across some rather nice fellows from the UK who handle mobile phone text billing. Last night as we lounged in the fancy boy club lounge on the 39th floor, my man Chris here explained to me how tasteless Americans are because we wear white socks with “trainers”. He happily illustratred the “proper” way to wear them. This is not a joke. Heh…silly English, no wonder we kicked their ass in the Revolutionary War. They were too busy pulling up their black socks and making tea.