Recently I got to thinking about a classic strategy that a buddy of mine, we’ll call him B-dog, has been using to GREAT effect on Match.com. I figured I’d update the front of the site with a run down.

Here’s the thing about online dating, there are basically 3 types of chicks on sites like Match.com: single normal chicks, overweight middle aged losers, and married chicks looking to step out. Our research says it’s about a 40-40-20 breakdown. Which means you are only interested in 60% of the chicks on Match.com, heh. The low hanging fruit here is the last bit, those chicks who are married or in a relationship and looking for something to spice up their lives. Fortunately for y’all there is a patented no-fail technique to get in their panties.

“The Backdoor Man Routine”

The backdoor man routine is trivially easy and can be mastered by any student of the game. The success rate is pretty huge, but it only works on this particular type of woman. To other women you just look like a pussy.

The gist of the routine is the following sentence: “Oh baby, your man did [some event in her life] to you? That’s horrible! If I was lucky enough to have a girl like you I would NEVER do something like that!!!” if you can master saying that without laughing, you my friend, could be a backdoor man.

Basically the reason women in relationships are low hanging fruit is because they have been with the same guy long enough to hate him. And they complain. All you have to do is let her know that whatever she complains about, you are the opposite. It’s a no fail way to create instant, powerful attraction. The backdoor man routine is the easily fastest way to a one night stand for a guy with few game skills. But there is a bonus, as well. This routine can lead to a solid, decent long term fuck buddy situation because you can use classic push-pull to manipulate these girls.

For example, if the booty is tasty and you want to hit it again you follow up your one nighter with with, “Oh baby, I thought we’d just have a one time thing because of your situation, but I can’t stop thinking about you. You are so amazing!” Women in an old relationship are starved for affection and positive reinforcement. So you feed it to them to solidify your position. This is the push. Then you pull back with, “I wish I’d met you under different circumstances, how can we do this to [your husband, family, kids, dog]!” Then you pull again with a version of the initial line I gave you, “Oh your man doesn’t share [your hopes and dreams] what a selfish bastard, if I was lucky enough to have a girl like you we would totally have [ her hopes and dreams]!”

In a normal push-pull you have to be careful to keep the balance, in a backdoor man it’s pretty easy because you can do all kind of things to push-pull: give her guilt trips, start fights, make her feel guilty and balance those with boosting her self esteem, planning your “future”, and convincing her NOT to feel guilty.

Here are some lines you can just cut and paste into your cellie for healthy text action:

“You want a [dog breed]!?! I have ALWAYS wanted to own a [same dog breed]!!”

“You want to have 2.4 kids!?! I have always wanted 2.4 kids!”

“You want a white picket fence??? I have wanted a white picket fence all my life!!”

Once you lock in one of these babies you have two great advantages. First of all, she will do all kinds of freaky shit with you that she won’t do with her man. It’s like revenge fucking, you can probably cum in her ears if you ask right. She’s pissed at this guy and by being a freak in the sack with you she’s getting back at him. It’s classic.

Second of all since she’s in a relationship you have little worry if you knock her up. You just let her man take the fall for it and when she calls you, you pull a Lance:

The key to this is to not get in too deep, because it can create very strong attraction. You need to beware when you start hearing words like ’soul mate’ and ‘romeo and juliet’. The problem is this - if you get in too deep she’s likely to leave her man for you and you’re stuck with her, if you try and dump her ass after that you have a huge potential stalker situation. B-dog got involved with a woman like this a few months back and within 6 weeks she was talking about what a great Daddy he’d make for the mutt she’d already had with her baby daddy.

Keep your eyes peeled for danger signs, and make sure to get out when you need to. Remember there are 5 million chicks on Match.com and a million of those are ripe to be back doored.

Happy hunting, guys.