It wasn’t ten seconds after I posted the below post that I started getting hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of emails! Controversy was afoot! The problem? People could not believe that I would consider a Ducati over a Harley!!!!

For the record I would like to state that I think 98% of Harleys are gay. In fact, if you ride a giant Harley you probably have a tiny cock. Recently, however I have been informed that my loyal and adoring readers somehow imagine that I myself am short in the pants! Being a lemonade from lemons guy I decided that I might as well see if I could find a Harley that would suit me.

The best I could come up with is the new for 2008, Nightster.

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