So, the 1 year of OP passed by without a single gift (you fucking ingrates) BUT this week we celebrate an even bigger milestone!!!!!!!!!

The 200th post.

That’s right kiddies, 200 posts of clever, insightful, amusing…well…crap. But fun crap! And naked ladies!!! As this old friend of mine always says, “Quantity has its own quality.”

Well there are a lot of people I’d like to thank…mainly me. But some others…let me think.

Well Billy Watson over at ishootporn.com who is a real inspiration to me, even though he’s a douche sometimes. The lovely Elli at ElliNude, who is a fellow blogger and a real Ordinary Pornstar. I mean as ordinary as a hottie with amazing D cup jugs could be. I would thank Lia19 for being hot but I somehow doubt she reads the blog as every time we meet she has me confused with someone else and she introduces me as ‘The MySpace guy.’

Who else…I should thank A for letting me beta test stories on her. KMG-S for being an audience long before any of you were…and, of course YOU, my loyal readers — each and every one of you. Keep bookmarking, and keep checking in my friends.

I’ve been practicing, the next 200 will be even better, I promise!!

PS - Ass clown.