What the hell is going on in the porn industry? Really? Personally I think things are on the wrong track. Part of the stigma that porn carries now must be due to the extreme and fetishy nature of it. I mean there is some seriously sick shit out there. Beyond the merely sick shit, however there is a mountain of BAD stuff. Do I need to see a girl’s gaping butthole? Do people have a colon fetish? Do I need to see a 7 foot tall black guy stuff his 2 foot long wang into a 105 pound white girl? Does it really turn people on to see nasty, ugly 18 year old whores get pounded by middle aged guys?

Oh yes, all of the above examples are of real actual sites which I won’t dignify with a link.

Since I’m in the porn business I spend a lot of time digging around in the vast dumpster that is internet porn and like a homeless guy locating a new coat, I occasionally find treasures. Which I then share with you. Because, my devoted readers, I love you. I feel like I have a strong personal bond with each and every one of you.

Or…I’m a shallow narcissist who needs constant validation.

To-may-to, to-mott-to really.

So, today’s treasure. I genuinely like this site. I actually went and signed up to it with my own money. It has NO gaping buttholes (sorry colon lovers), no giant black cocks (sorry giant black cock lovers, aka fags), no facials (okay even I like facials). What it has is smoking hot, super curvy, amazingly well photographed…naked chicks.

Period.

Hot naked chicks. Hot. Naked. Chicks. Solomente.

The site is called FEMJOY. Stupid name, kinda. But they are very attached to it. From their site:

“FEMJOY is a registered TradeMark.

Please always use capital letters for FEMJOY (not: Femjoy, not: FemJoy)”

But they do have the world’s hottest banners:

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Anyway, I’m so enamored of this crazy ass site that I’m going to swipe a bunch of their galleries and throw them up on the site in the Photo Gallery section. Stay tuned.