Hair Girl Date Wrap Up/BJ Closer
Well maybe I’m a bit further along in my Jedi training than I imagined. I met the haircut chick at a wine bar near my house where they know me and it’s in a fairly upscale part of town. This gives two impressions - since they know me and are friendly when I arrive it means I’m a nice guy. Since it’s in a nice part of town and they know me, it means I come here a lot (I do) and I’m comfortable in nice surroundings which means I’m a stable, normal guy.
Who jizzes on girls for a living. Okay I never tell them that part.
Anyway we had a glass of wine and hopped into my SUV to go to a movie. (Eragon…terrible movie, crimes against the English language, too numerous to mention. Seriously someone should ban this guy from screenwriting because he repeatedly violates the ‘three-movie-cliches-per-page’ rule in his script.) I accelerated the kino during the movie, held her hand, touched her thigh, etc. By the time the Harry Potter clone guy was riding the dragon HER hand was in MY lap.
This is a good sign as it gives you a nearly 100% chance of escalating to the BJ-close. First you have to lean in and whisper a snarky comment about the movie. Do this once or twice and then kiss her the third time. See how she kisses, if she’s really oral, gives you the tongue, kinda sloppy…it’s on.
I think the key to the BJ close is finding a girl who you have a bit of chemistry with who has a real oral fetish.
Here’s how easy the BJ close is: in the parking lot of the movie theatre we start making out. There aren’t any other cars around so I tell her that she really got me going in the movie and she should finish me off. Z-i-i-i-i-i-i-p. It’s that easy. So I’m one blowjob richer and I might even date her again to see how she is in the sack.
8 Comments to “Hair Girl Date Wrap Up/BJ Closer”
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On January 1st, 2007 at 2:11 am
Oh, come on man! I know you said in the last blog that she is just for you and all, but at least post a pic to show what she looks like! Doesn’t even have to be anything bad, just a pic.
On January 1st, 2007 at 10:32 am
Aw man, you know I love you guys. Let me see what I can do.
On January 2nd, 2007 at 9:22 am
between you and me- what I find sexy
(what I like to do and tape myself doing)
are mid shot scenes of you face fucking Erin, Carrie, Anna, Sydney, Peyton, Mira, Brittanym Alana etc
SO how about a compilation of extended
shots of such scenes eg Erin vid10 of her kneeling w/you standing -side shot - mid distance but a lot more time in that position. how about it Thomas?
On January 2nd, 2007 at 10:24 am
Interesting…I’ll think about it man.
On January 2nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
This would have been the perfect response for your buddy in “The Booty Outcall, Game Lesson 54″
Glad to hear about a successfull bj closer!
On January 2nd, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Well I think it takes a bit of experience to go to the car seat closer…but good call, LOL.
On January 3rd, 2007 at 7:38 am
Good job with the haircut chick. Questions:
Did she swallow? How do you encourage just the regular girls you meet out and about to swallow to finish off the BJ?
On January 3rd, 2007 at 8:33 am
Absolutely she swallowed.
As far as I’m concerned if the chick doesn’t swallow it’s not a BJ, it’s foreplay. If a chick absolutely will not swalow, I usually find this out and we really haven’t got anything else to discuss, LOL.