I haven’t blogged in days. Er, I’m sorry. Here’s a pic of Jennifer Aniston’s jugs to make up for it.

Anyway, coming up this week a back burner essay - Am I a snob because I think IHOP is beneath me? Also a new feature, “The $5 DVD Bin Movie Review” this weeks inaugural is “The Tao of Steve”. What else? Oh! A new in depth series here on OP — is the handjob the greatest thing since the blowjob???