Tom Cruise attempts to…open a car door.

I want to laugh at Tom Cruise, becuase he’s a freakin’ goon — but really, who hasn’t had this conversation with a chick when you’re trying to be all polite and open the door for her:

“Honey, it’s locked. No the button, no the other button, no the one with the picture of the lock on it, just press it, no the other button. Next to that one…just press it. No, press it. Press the button. No the other button…” so I kinda feel for the guy.