So I guess Sara’s marriage is over. While I’m sorry, it’s great news for her and I, I really think we could have something! People Magazine reports that part of the reason that she is divorcing is that her husband maintained a huge stash of porn and was constantly searching Craig’s List for anal sex.

Well this is tragic.

I mean how could some guy be so tragically blase about bangning a hottie like Sara Evans that he’d wanna do it in the butt? Anal sex is for ugly women.

I can say with complete conviction, Sara, that if you and I do manage to find each other in this crazy world I’ll always bang you face to face.