Okay folks, here’s what I’ve got so far: a shit load of shirts, some panties, some random crap, some portfolios, a squirt gun, a beer cozy, a couple of DVDs and a money clip.

Who wants it, how bad do you want it? Post a reason, or send me an email with naked pictures of your girlfriend. Winner takes all.

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1. HighTowerox said:
   On March 28th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

   I need this stuff to prove once and for all that I’m the porn (pron) king in my circle of friends. Plus I could fill that squirt gun with ejaculate and have fun with the ladies, ehh ehh! You can’t say you haven’t thought of it. Anyways, if that’s not enough, 4 8 15 16 23 and 42 should do the trick. 108% of the time it works everytime.

2. jacknjenny said:
   On March 29th, 2008 at 5:13 am

   Check the mailbox. The pornstar thing has always been intriguing. Used to think maybe a coffee table book of my old Polaroids could get published. Retro is fun, and everything old IS new again, if you package it right. Walking around that convention would’ve been a real trip. Counting on you to be my eyes and ears, not to mention having the sticky fingers. (You know for picking up the swag.) –Jack

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