I forget exactly how I stumbled upon this little gem. Probably surfing for interesting and heretofore unbeaten off to amateur porn, odds are.

The author is a lovely and literate vixen with a charming passion for all things carnal - even a nice fat facial. The thing of it is, for me? There’s nothing sexier than a chick who writes well about doin’ it.

So there. Chelsea Girl’s Pretty Dumb Things.