We often talk about chicks like, “Oh she’s an 8 or a 9 tops.” or the highest compliment, “She’s a ten!” But what does this really mean? Well I aim to tell you.
After having a lot of conversations with my various porn compadres about what’s hot and what’s not I came up with a system that I can score chicks on, so when I say, “She’s a ten!” you’ll know what I mean.
So here are some chicks (with pics), why not score along and see what you come up with, click on the chick to see a pic and my score:
So here’s how my own score sheet works, each of these is possible points:
Legs — 1 point.
Brown Eyes — Zero points.
Green Eyes — 2 points.
Blue Eyes — 2 points.
Red Hair, freckles — 2 points.
Blonde Hair — 1 point.
Smile (teeth, think Kirsten Dunst) — 1 point.
Shoulders (think Kate from Lost) — 1 point.
Jugs — 2 points.
Can — 2 points.
So Lindsay Lohan gets 2 points for her can, 2 points for her jugs, 1 point for smile, 2 points for red hair, 2 points for green eyes and 1 point for nice legs and thus is a ten.
Nicole Kidman scores similarly but is an eight because she loses a point for having moderate jugs and a point for having a square white girl backside.
So, leave some comments and let me know how you guys score things. Or suggest som chicks, I’ll put up some pics and we can all score them.
4 Comments to “Rating chicks.”
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On February 6th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
I probably wouldn’t give so many points for eyes, but that’s just my personal preference. Anyhow, I’ve never really thought about breaking it down into a points system like you have. My system probably works similar to that, but it involves more estimation. Like say, Angelina Jolie for example. I’d give her a nine leaning on a ten. Why? She’s flawless in almost every regard except sometimes her lips freak me out and she looks too skinny on occasion. So I take off a point for that. I guess basically I start women off with a 10 and cut-off points as I see fit. If I feel a woman’s score is a little low, like any good professor, I adjust the grades a little as needed (or not needed).
Anyhow, here’s some women I’d suggest for rating: Scarlet Johansen, Jennifer Connely, Rose McGowan, Eliza Dushku, Texas Presley, and Sara Stone. I personally rate them all as 10’s. That’s just me though, hahahahha.
On February 6th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Interesting. Angelina holds nothing for me except jugs.
Scarlett Johannsen is a stunner and I’d giver an 8 or 9.
Jennifer Connolly is a nine for sure — jugs, green eyes, great can.
I’ll see if I can grab some pics and I’ll make a follow up post.
On February 10th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Jennifer Connely definitely a 10.
Any thoughts on Claire Forlani?
Halley Berry?
On February 10th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
On my scorecard, as I said Lindsay Lohan is a rare ten.
Jennifer Connelly has black hair, which prevents her from being a ten…but she is amazingly hot, maybe I should re-consider.
Hally Berry occupies a rare spot because I didn’t make any allowance in my book for black chicks, but I think that upon judges appeal she’s a nine. Her jugs alone as like…7.5 on any scale.
Claire Forlani is a very particular kind of beauty. Great face, blue eyes, no jugs…a little too skinny.
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/claire_forlani/claire-forlani-018.jpg
I giver a…6 or 7 tops.