My only question is…why did it take so long for someone to write/perform this?

Click here for the Story of Clarice.

And all of these wonderful numbers:

If I Could Smell Her Bearded Clam.

Superficial People.

Tick Tock, Tick Tock Clarice.

Remember the Pen That I Saw on the Table.

It Puts the Fucking Lotion in The Basket.

We’re Goin’ In!

Creeping in the Dark With a Maniac.