…I’m not going to say which one just yet, but it’s pretty cool. It’s one of the few where women outnumber men, so I get a lot of messages.
I’m experimenting with a bit of Leykis 101 which involves being a bit of an asshole. I’m not normally an asshole, but I think anybody can put on any hat for a bit of dating fun. I think a lot of women like to pretend they aren’t gold diggers, for example. Anyway the following is a conversation I had with a plus sized suitor(-ess) from the site. My comments are in [brackets]. Enjoy.
jen wrote: Let’s chat some time
thomas3 wrote: Sure let’s chat. How?
jen wrote: I think you are cute 
check out my profile…its updated
thomas3 wrote: Well thanks, but I have to say you are probably a little too hefty for my taste. [she was pretty fat]
jen wrote: too bad, you dont know what you’re missing
thomas3 wrote: If you mean getting crushed by a whale in my sleep, or getting eaten out of house and home…I’ll pass.Well, no, though, fat girls do give great head, how would you say you rate?
jen wrote: better than you’ll ever have, too bad you’re an ass
thomas3 wrote: I’m not lamenting the loss. Tho I am well hung, my cock doesn’t reach [far away city].
jen wrote: And in a month, I won’t be in [far away city] either
thomas3 wrote: Is that a hint or a threat?
jen wrote: does it matter if its a hint? you’re not “lamenting over the loss”, so what does it matter where i eventually end up
thomas3 wrote: Well you’ve got a valid point, dear. However I had a thought, the last chick I nailed was a Hawiian Tropic model and, while extremely hot gave terrible head. So at the end of the day who cares how hot she is, if I want arm candy I’ll buy another Rolex. So who knows, maybe I should go with something different. By different I mean fatter.
jen71881 wrote: see, here’s my thing….looks fade. i would rather end up with someone that i can hold a decent[blah, blah, blah, ranting garbage]….ok. so what? so you’re not into “bigger girls”. good for you, most guys arent. i dont want to be with someone that feels like he is settling for me….i deserve much better than that. as far as your looks go…..trust me when i say, ive seen better.
thomas3 wrote: Ha! Baby I don’t need to be hot, I’m fucking rich. You think a chick gives a second look at my face when I hop out of my Ferrari at the valet stand? Hell no!
jen71881 wrote: so good for you. im not all about the guys with money. the only reason i checked out this website was b/c a friend told me about it. if you want to settle down with someone eventually b/c she loves your money, by all means, go right ahead
thomas3 wrote: Settle down? Bitch you must be crazy, there are way too many hotties that need their hearts broken. Why would I care if a chick loves my money, I love my money! I’m all about dough and if a hottie is too then we got something in common.
Of course if a fattie sucks my cock like I got Hagen Daaz flavored semen then we got something in common there too.
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On October 11th, 2006 at 2:32 am
it’s good to know that rich guys can have 20 minute e-mail arguments with women- it does save time and money!
On October 11th, 2006 at 7:27 am
Actually this took place over several days…
On October 11th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
You’ll get bored with taunting fat girls very quickly. What is more fun is to get the woman to tell details of her sex life. I have had great success by not evening mentioning sex until they mention it first. Drives them crazy. If they don’t mention sex or at least mention it by innuendo by the second or third chat they are uptight and you shouldn’t chat with them any more. I have had women tell me amazing things about themselves - I think it is the anonimity of being online. The upside is that it is instant sex when you meet because there are no secrets. You have already discussed sex at length and there is no reason not to just get it on. I even had a girl agree to drop to her knees and blow me the minute I arrived at her place - and she did! Beware of course that some women come across very well online and on the phone, but are hell in person. Just part of life and certainly a reason to have all first meetings at a neutral site or at her place (I agree with Likus on that one).
On October 11th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
You are correct on all points, my man.
I’m not really into taunting fat girls at all but every time I told this one to buzz off she came back.
And I gotta fill up the blog somehow.
Shoot me an email and I’ll tell you the site I’ve been using, the Force is strong in you and this might be fun.
On October 11th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
I live in a city that has a very profound online presence, and by that I mean semi-localized dating websites. I’ve had endless fun logging on and stumbling across the profiles of girls I went to school with or have met over the years and as the poster above said, not mentioning sex myself but letting them take the conversation there instantly. After they have revealed all I like to hand over my MSN so they see my mug staring back at them as an avatar
usually stirs a fun reaction.
On October 12th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Right on Ryda! Play on, player.
I had a similar experience to that myself, I should write an essay about it.