Often times a younger brother will come to me and ask my advice on game. It’s like a Luke-Yoda thing. Obviously my skills have evolved over the years and I am always free with advice. It was the guys who came before me who took me under their wings to learn what I know, so I return the favor.
Recently one of my younger friends asked my advice on a common problem: where do you take a girl on a date to get some action? This is easy, of course: back to her place. What if she lives a great distance away OR has roommates? Well you could bring her to your place, but that’s usually a bad idea because a) you have another chick stashed there already or b) you don’t want to clue her in to where you live. Well the next best option is a hotel. but do you really want to waste $100 nailing a chick who you don’t like enough to take to your house?
Me neither. So, our discussion progressed to Plan D. Where do you take a chick you don’t like that much, but you still want to feed her a hearty meal of chub chowder?
I have several backup plans depending on the girl. The top of the list, for a girl I might actually call again is a no brainer, I take her to my office. It’s located in a converted house with commercial zoning, so it could pass as my place. Next up on the list is trickier, though.
My three ‘last resort’ booty spots are a) empty movie theater. If you are smart and do a bit of homework you can figure out which theaters in your area are likely to be empty and at what times. Recently I got a full on blowjob during a viewing of ‘Snakes on A Plane’…so you know, I really liked the film. b) My truck. I have a decent sized vehicle as a grocery getter and I’ve had full sex in the backseat. Hmmmn, it wasn’t 3 weeks ago that I got a nice hummer in the front seat, so either is a go. One tip - let her drive to the date and then after offer to drive her to her car. This gives you a nice opening to get your wiener wiped. c) if you meet at a mall sneak into the family restroom, you can lock the door so it’s private and there’s usually a couch. Plus 9 times out of 10 nobody is using these things unless you go in the middle of the day during the holiday shopping season.
So..feel free to leave comments with suggestions of your favorite booty spots.
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On December 20th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
Ski Trip. Now before you say too much money, I’m going to go on a ski trip with or without a chick.. and if I don’t bring one there’s a chance ill meet one there and end up spending even more money trying to setup the one night stand.
I live within driving distance of the mountains so there’s no plane tickets involved. It’s really no more expensive to take her with you. Then you take off to the ski hill with the boys for the day and have some fun, then come back and party in an expenses shared hotel room. Guaranteed to get some action.
If its summer or snowboarding / skiing isn’t in your climate a camping trip is always a good time, then you two can share a sleeping bag!
On December 20th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I see where you went with that and I like it. Good call.