So, lately I’ve been working on a brandy new TOP SECRET — EYES ONLY — OMEGA CODEWORD project and I have a lot of really great, super hot chicks for it. Hot chicks tend to have pussies (thank GOD) and I was thinking as I was proofing these shoots…do I have a favorite type of pussy?
Do you?
I do.
Here are 15 examples of the breed, check ‘em out and vote in the comments section.
1. What would you call this one? It’s long with a hint of labia.
2. As far as I’m concerned this bit o trim is nearly perfect. It’s just lovely and lickable. Nice curves and a little bit of the goodies sticking out.
3. This baby is the classic camel toe…a favorite of some. Not me, really. Love the wacky haircut, tho.
4. I’m not exactly sure what you call this one here. Like the vertical smile, maybe. Kinda innocent looking.
5. I think this one here is the ‘peach’. Not my favorite, but they are cute when they get all smooshed up by the panties like this one.
6. This one is a flushmount. Nothing sticks out but there’s a little labia exposed. Also…has more stubble than Homer Simpson. Ugh.
7. This cutie I am christening ‘the hot dog bun’. Also a personal favorite of mine…and frankly I’d like to squirt some condiment on this one…
8. I’m calling this one the Wu-Tang…cos it looks like a W.
9. This particular model has a lot of labia, not quite meat curtains, tho. She’s got a nice bulge around the edge tho.
10. I’ve seen a few of these babies, they kinda have a cropped labia and lots of entry area.
11. I’m always happy to see one of these…when you see a pussy this small you know it’s gonna be fun for sexy time.
12. This one is great, nice curve, kinda peachy but it has that one weird labia tab hanging down…I’ve seen some of these in real life.
13. Really not a fan of this kind. Long, lots of lip, weird color…too ethnic.
14. This one is really cute, kinda flat but has a nice bit of labia scrunched up.
15. I know what you call this one here — pure roast beef. Ugh. Do any of you like this kinda thing?
9 Comments to “The Perfect Pussy”
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On May 19th, 2007 at 5:34 am
My gf has no. 2
So it is my favourite!
On May 19th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
You are a lucky man, my friend.
On May 19th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
My ladyfriend has a #6…It’s okay, but a little too long. I don’t generally like too much labia for pussy…preferably leaning towards the cameltoe side. #1 looks pretty fucking lickable to me - I’d call it the “4-10 split” since it’s kinda like the labia leans towards one side more than the other.
On May 19th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Number 6 is okay, I mean frankly you know you’re in a good position in life when you can turn down pussy because you don’t like the shape.
Stay tuned a female reader claims she has one not on the list and she’s getting the perfect pic.
On May 19th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Hahahhaa, I don’t know if I’d turn it down because of it’s shape, but I definitely wouldn’t lick it if it wasn’t to my liking. I don’t know about you, but it’s hard for me to get in to it if the pussy is something like #15…It’s just not attractive.
On May 20th, 2007 at 12:13 am
True, and I agree. BUT there is a market for that kind…some guys LOVE it.
On May 20th, 2007 at 1:39 am
I’m not sure why, but no. 8 always creeps me out :-S
On May 20th, 2007 at 2:27 am
I’m not a fan of the Wu-Tang either. A little too much outer lip maybe.
On May 20th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
My gosh…I thought pussy was just pussy. How naive!