Comments on: The Player’s Guide to Valentine’s Day. http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:10:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: capital http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-292 capital Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:40:23 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-292 VD day - that's a worry in itself! Did all that - still caught shit- beware the drunken phone call from the chick who thinks she has been stood up! PS The chicks on AA get paid to blow- hence the term "blow-job" and why other chicks think its a task, a chore, a job! not a labour of lurve! VD day - that’s a worry in itself!
Did all that - still caught shit- beware the drunken phone call from the chick who thinks she has been stood up!
PS
The chicks on AA get paid to blow- hence the term “blow-job” and why other chicks think its a task, a chore, a job! not a labour of lurve!

]]> By: Thomas http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-294 Thomas Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:28:20 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-294 Dude, you just gotta be upfront with it. I do my best to pre-qualify every woman I date. I have never even made it to dessert on a dinner date without knowing that my dong would be in her cheek sooner rather than later. Use the tech man, before you go on a date these days you can easily log in a few hours of IM during which you can qualify a lady's oral skillz. Also use that caller ID, bro! What do you think it's for? Dude, you just gotta be upfront with it. I do my best to pre-qualify every woman I date.

I have never even made it to dessert on a dinner date without knowing that my dong would be in her cheek sooner rather than later.

Use the tech man, before you go on a date these days you can easily log in a few hours of IM during which you can qualify a lady’s oral skillz.

Also use that caller ID, bro! What do you think it’s for?

]]> By: Steve http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-295 Steve Fri, 16 Feb 2007 19:13:19 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-295 Interesting post valentines day scenario to explain to you guys. I've been seeing this girl that's bi-sexual and I try to take advantage of that as often as possible and line up a threesome.. seldom is it an easy task no matter how willing the participants... there's just too much that can go wrong. Her birthday is the day after valentines day and I've been playing with a few different methods on how to deal with the 1-2 punch.. so I gave her nothing for valentines day, not a card not a kiss nothing... she thought "fuck what did I do wrong". I played it off as no big deal, so last night (her birthday) we went out for $2 martinis with a younger and just as cute co-worker of hers knowing the girlfriend was going to be eager to please me cause she thought we were on the rocks. The three of us were making out in no time... once we had racked up $80 in martinis I drove us back to the 2nd girls apartment (notice its not my place) and got lucky x 2 I don't think playing the asshole card is the right approach but you always have to keep the upper hand, like capital said you don't get a "blow-job" from most chicks but that's just because they think they have nothing to prove. If you make them work whether its for money or your attention as long as they feel they need to earn something then you will forevor have this kind of success. Interesting post valentines day scenario to explain to you guys. I’ve been seeing this girl that’s bi-sexual and I try to take advantage of that as often as possible and line up a threesome.. seldom is it an easy task no matter how willing the participants… there’s just too much that can go wrong.

Her birthday is the day after valentines day and I’ve been playing with a few different methods on how to deal with the 1-2 punch.. so I gave her nothing for valentines day, not a card not a kiss nothing… she thought “fuck what did I do wrong”. I played it off as no big deal, so last night (her birthday) we went out for $2 martinis with a younger and just as cute co-worker of hers knowing the girlfriend was going to be eager to please me cause she thought we were on the rocks.

The three of us were making out in no time… once we had racked up $80 in martinis I drove us back to the 2nd girls apartment (notice its not my place) and got lucky x 2

I don’t think playing the asshole card is the right approach but you always have to keep the upper hand, like capital said you don’t get a “blow-job” from most chicks but that’s just because they think they have nothing to prove. If you make them work whether its for money or your attention as long as they feel they need to earn something then you will forevor have this kind of success.

]]> By: Thomas http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-296 Thomas Fri, 16 Feb 2007 19:58:30 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-296 THAT's what I'm talking about. Steve, email me your address, your Player's Card is on its way! THAT’s what I’m talking about. Steve, email me your address, your Player’s Card is on its way!

]]> By: capital http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-301 capital Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:49:13 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-301 Steve -$2 a martini-$80 on drinks that's 40 martinis between 3 of you??? thats a bottle of vodka each! and you drove and took care of 2 chicks?? Steve -$2 a martini-$80 on drinks that’s 40 martinis between 3 of you???
thats a bottle of vodka each!
and you drove and took care of 2 chicks??

]]> By: Thomas http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-302 Thomas Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:25:44 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-302 Well now you figure a $10 tip for the bartender, plus on drink special night they mix them kinda weak, that's only 10 or so martinis per person. LOL. I figured he transposed the numbers...like a newscaster here who recently announced a freeway widening of 24 lanes in each direction. Really? 24 lanes? Not maybe...2 TO 4 lanes in each direction? Well now you figure a $10 tip for the bartender, plus on drink special night they mix them kinda weak, that’s only 10 or so martinis per person.

LOL.

I figured he transposed the numbers…like a newscaster here who recently announced a freeway widening of 24 lanes in each direction.

Really? 24 lanes? Not maybe…2 TO 4 lanes in each direction?

]]> By: Steve http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-304 Steve Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:23:21 +0000 http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/the-players-guide-to-valentines-day#comment-304 You're concentrating on the wrong details my man. Anyways, I cannot fuck drunk it renders me impotent lol so there wouldn't be a story to tell if I drank a bottle of vodka maybe the story about when I had two girls hot and ready but couldn't get my dick hard! But lets not get off topic too much here, I'm just helping Thomas spread the good. You’re concentrating on the wrong details my man.

Anyways, I cannot fuck drunk it renders me impotent lol so there wouldn’t be a story to tell if I drank a bottle of vodka maybe the story about when I had two girls hot and ready but couldn’t get my dick hard!

But lets not get off topic too much here, I’m just helping Thomas spread the good.

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