Damn, what did you DO to be so lucky? Oh, right, you read one of the greatest blogs in HISTORY….and then maybe you found a link here. Right on.

So have you figured out what my top secret project is? Yes, it’s my very own version of a glam-nude site. Super hot chicks, well photographed. Nothing else. It’s really a simple but lovely recipe — hot, sexy chicks you can spank to. After much market research (which, in this business looks remarkably like a guy beating it to internet porn to the untrained eye) I have determined that a glam nude site needs exactly two things.

1. Super hot chicks.
2. A good spank pose.

Am I right?