What The Fuck is Wrong With Chicks? [redux]
Look, first off, don’t get me wrong. I LOVE women. Love them. They are great…they have the titties.
But there are some chicks who annoy me. Mainly these are the ones who are kind of uptight about sex and think that any access to the pussy at all is cause for a guy to rejoice.
So look, confession time — I like it when chicks swallow.
It’s really part of the blowjob. Well it’s not so much the actual swallowing, which is great, but basically you have to cum in a girl’s mouth for it to be a blowjob, if you don’t it’s just foreplay.
Plus swallowing makes the blowjob portable…think movie theatre, guys!! Anyway I was browsing the search engines to see how my sites are doing and I noticed a page called “100 Cum Swallowing Tips” which I perused (every little bit helps when you are trying to sell it to a girl who refuses!) until something caught my eye!
Check out tip number 5: “5. The most obvious thing to do is use a condom. It may not be as pleasurable to your partner than it would be without it, but hey, it is better than nothing, right? I mean, you should not have to suffer. There are also flavored condoms for your pleasure. - Neva, New York”
Who is this whore???
Hi, Neva, from New York? You…you’re a crazy bitch ain’tcha?
Really, guys, it is better than nothing?? [yes that was a resounding “No!” you heard from the other readers as well.] If you think a blowjob with a condom is better than nothing than I feel incredibly sorry for you. Send me an email, I’m going to fly you out here and I’m going to get you a real, actual blowjob. No, it really isn’t better than nothing.
I’d rather beat off and watch Lost on DVD than get a BJ with a condom on. This is coming from a chick who must literally know nothing about sex. If a girl offered to blow me with a condom on, I’d be like, “Uh, no. Get out.” or first I might offer to eat her out with a wet suit between her legs.
Ladies, quick tip. It’s not called a blowjob because you blow on the cock. It’s called a blowjob because, when done properly it BLOWS your partner’s mind.
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On December 7th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
I really couldn’t agree more. This is a passionate topic for me.. and sadly a lot of women out there don’t seem to grasp this. Luckily we have options and we don’t have to be with people like Neva lol FUCK YOU BITCH!
A blowjob with a condom is like a movie with a blindfold.. what is the god damn point. I don’t think I could maintain an erection with a rubber on my dick unless im up to my balls in pussy.
On December 7th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Oh and by the way, I just checked and you’re doing damn good on google. I found your site white a while back on www.spermshack.com one of my favorite sites
On December 9th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Sperm Shack is good people, for sure.
On December 26th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Hey there Thomas,
Been a subscriber for a few weeks now and would love to see more of Cameron on. Shes about the most smokin chick ive seen in quite a while. See what you can do. And if ya could, can ya go ahead with the “special” finish you had with Cassidey? That shits fucking amazing.
Won’t be a member much longer though. Gonna be headin to Iraqistan here quick…not askin for any free shit, just wanna see Cameron again. Howbout it. You run a kickass site man.
On December 26th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Email me privately and I’ll explain what’s up.
Glad you liked Cassidy’s latest!
Good luck over there, keep your head down.
On January 31st, 2007 at 9:58 am
Hey Thomas:
Glenn again. How you doin’, my man? Listen, my issue is on this topic is-how come hot, good looking girls come to you, do their thing, and then don’t come back? Whatever happened to Primm, Olivia, Peyton, and Cheryl? Are any of these women schedule to come back in the near future or all of them long gone? Must be the money issue or something. Talk to me, player, what’s up? hit me back soon!
Glenn
On February 6th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Hey Thomas:
Your man Glenn again! I downloaded one of your old models back in 2001-Morgan! That woman, in my honest opinion, was your nastiest model you ever had on your site ever! Fist with french fries then strawberries! Gross to say the least! Where’s she now? I know you’ll tell me all the women back between ‘99-06 have moved on, so did anyone during those years you know of went pro? Hit me back with some updates, alright? Like you said time and time, girls come, they go, they move on! You’re a great guy, Thomas! Keep up the great work! Renewing next month for sure! Take care and have a good one!
Glenn
On February 6th, 2007 at 11:34 am
Well you know about Spring Thomas and Taryn Thomas right? Those are about the only ones I can think of off hand.
On February 6th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Thomas:
Thanks for the updates. Sure I know about Spring Thomas and Taryn Thomas. They’re hot! I appreciate you getting back to me, guy! Is it me or they share your name as their last? Coincidence? Don’t think so! If you can, please bring back Olivia! I miss her! Again my friend, have a good day and take care.
Glenn
On February 7th, 2007 at 11:09 am
You forgot to mention your girl, Courtney Simpson a.k.a. Grace. Just thought I tell you this morning. How’s the weather in Phoenix, Thomas? I hate cold weather. Can’t wait for spring and summer to come already. Anyway, Thomas, have a good day. Hit me back alright? Take care.
Glenn
On February 17th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Hey Thomas, you have to bring Paige back! I downloaded one of her videos and she was SMMOOOKIN’ HOT, man!LOL:) I was jerking off watching her like she was blowing me too! Where’s she now? Oh, I almost to mention Katrina’s video too. She’s not on your site anywhere! How can I download her video? Do you have a special link for her because she couldn’t have been that bad for you not to be on your site. Please feel free to email me back, player, alright? Also, thanks for emailing back about Courtny and Jill, the women who played the Mother/Daughter parts on your videos (Can’t wait for their DVD to come out!) Have a good night and a great weekend, dog! Take care!
Glenn
On May 4th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Listen I know I can’t be the only woman who reads your blog. To say I’m also a womanist and align myself with feminist theory doesn’t mean I don’t thoroughly enjoy sex and swallowing occasionally. But really, I think the swallowing thing with a condom is more about health precaution than anything else. Personally, I love it (most times) but sometimes I gotta take it out before the orgasm. But unless you’ve done it yourself, and if you’re not queer then you can try it by having your girlfriend insert a dildo into your mouth for maybe 6 minutes (if a blowjob takes more than 10 then I don’t think the person is doing it right), in and out, and then poke a hole through which she could squirt a teaspoon of salt-water (without warning), then maybe you’d feel a little differently. All I know is you can’t swallow everytime. I think of it like dessert, I mean do you have desert with every meal?
On May 4th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Jen you’re probably the only woman who reads my blog.
So thanks for that.
The point wasn’t that every instance of oral must meet with a mouthful, but those occasions where a woman is kind enough to offer her man a nice relaxing un-reciprocated BJ should end with ejaculation. I’m not ranting about women who don’t swallow on occasion - but rather those who never do.
On May 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Blowjobs with Condoms can be very arousing but the SalvoBrothers prefer it BareBack 99% of the time!!