One of the endless joys of the porn world is the internationalism of it. From Filipino graphic designers making a dollar an hour to the Tranny King of Thailand I get to meet a lot of rather fascinating people. In my business lately I have come across some rather nice fellows from the UK who handle mobile phone text billing. Last night as we lounged in the fancy boy club lounge on the 39th floor, my man Chris here explained to me how tasteless Americans are because we wear white socks with “trainers”. He happily illustratred the “proper” way to wear them. This is not a joke. Heh…silly English, no wonder we kicked their ass in the Revolutionary War. They were too busy pulling up their black socks and making tea.