Damn. I was hoping.

I’m still working on the online game. For starters you need to go read my Craig’s List tutorial:

http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/fucking-chicks-off-craigs-list

Then, a follow up:

http://www.ordinarypornstar.com/archives/reader-contribution

Fuck watching pornstars. You should BE a pornstar, motherfucker.

So I’m moving my blog from a chronicle of porn and things porny to something that’s changed me and my buddies lives:

The Game.

The pimp game.

PUA game.

Call it what you like it’s all the same thing - a refined set of skills that will get you pussy.

Mastering the game is like becoming a Jedi. It will change your life. If you are like most guys the reason you watch porn is because you have no woman, or one woman you’re sick of. When you master the game you’ll never watch porn again because you will live it. You will be able to do things with women you have only dreamed of. Two chicks? No problem. A BJ on the first date? No problem. Having a rotating cast of fuck buddies? It’s mandatory.

There are very few successful PUA’s out there and a lot of pretenders trying to get in your pocket. That’s not us. Everything on OP 2.0 will be 100% free and legit, this is no tease leading to an upsell (there will be some ads, though. Sue us, eh). This is 100% actionable intel. We don’t hold $5000 seminars where we tell you what a clown you are and send you home with your pockets on E. Everybody who will be writing for OP 2.0 is a successful PUA who can and does get laid whenever he wants. Every guy who will be writing for OP 2.0 started off just like you, my friend — sitting there on Friday night watching Skinimax with his dick in his hand.

Pay attention to our teachings and the only time you’ll be alone on a Friday is when you need a rest from boning chicks all week. Why are we doing this? Because America will be a better place when more guys get laid. Sound stupid? Think of all the retarded, aggressive, angry, destructive things you’ve done in your life because you were either trying to impress a chick or embarrassed because you couldn’t and all you needed to do was catch a movie and bust a nut in some slut but you just DIDN’T KNOW HOW. Those days are at an end. We’re doing this because we genuinely believe that this will change men’s lives for the better.

No, we’re not Bill Gates bringing vaccines to Africa. But if you’re surfing internet porn with your credit card in hand instead of kicking it at a bar with a girl’s ass in your hand this will be a fuck of a lot more valuable.

I’m going to axe all the old content and re-jigger a few things. Bookmark the site and return often.

From some hopeful guy in Africa:

> Dear sir
> I would like you to send me one of the 16-20 years hot girls. I am in need
> of a girl lover please may I get one. I am here in Uganda , mbale district ,
> in senior four mbale senior secondary school.

The weird thing is, he didn’t include an address for me to send the girl to.

And from a friendly Indian:

> Dear Sir,
> I am happy to see your videos.They are good. But I request you to send me
> videos in which
> teen girls are getting fucked for the first time. I don’t want videos in
> which men are teasing the teen’s pussy. I want to see videos of teen sex.
> I want to thank you for your work and also wish you a big success in
> future..I wiil always be very keen to see the updates.
> I would be very greatful to you if you can send me a very hot movie of
> teen sex and not sucking or teasing, of 30 min length within a week.
> With Regards,
> ANAN

Interestingly they both addressed me as sir.

A few weeks ago I was with some pals at a bar and we were talking about openers, how to move through a set and when is the right time to escalate with some kino. I proffered the theory that one should jam right into some decent kino. Go right for the goodies, if you will. Do it wrong, however, and you’re a creep. So how does one leapfrog right into some kino? This is what I call the ‘titty opener’.

Make an approach to a hottie with nice jugs. Friendly, nothing special. “Hi.” will do. Start some small talk. Here’s the key - after a bit, as soon as 45 seconds just interrupt, cut her off and say, “I’m sorry, I hate to be rude, but this has totally been bugging me.”

“Are your boobs real?”

Now whatever she says, you say the opposite. If she says, “Real.” you say, “No WAY, those are totally fake!” if she says, “Fake.” you say, “NO way! Those are totally real!” Then you argue with her a bit, back and forth, not aggressive, just teasing. Ideally she gives up and ask you to squeeze them. If she doesn’t you take control of the situation and reach for her tits and then say, “May I?”

There you go, you have just gotten to second base in about 90 seconds. Now you have a nice investment, because this chick has let you touch her jugs and if she walks now, she’s a slut who let’s everybody touch her jugs.

Go give it a shot, it’ll take a bit to get it down but when you do you’re in.

Also, coming up the debut of my new project on the blog. It’s just like the old projects…only more amateur. You’ll love it, I promise.

b) More pornstar stuff. I know this is Ordinary PORNSTAR. And lately it’s just been ordinary. I have two projects I’ve been working on for AGES that are ready for public consumption.

Okay folks, here’s what I’ve got so far: a shit load of shirts, some panties, some random crap, some portfolios, a squirt gun, a beer cozy, a couple of DVDs and a money clip.

Who wants it, how bad do you want it? Post a reason, or send me an email with naked pictures of your girlfriend. Winner takes all.