I forget exactly how I stumbled upon this little gem. Probably surfing for interesting and heretofore unbeaten off to amateur porn, odds are.

The author is a lovely and literate vixen with a charming passion for all things carnal - even a nice fat facial. The thing of it is, for me? There’s nothing sexier than a chick who writes well about doin’ it.

So there. Chelsea Girl’s Pretty Dumb Things.

There’s girlie porn (see below) which is great. But then there’s another kind. No, not gay porn you closet homo. I mean car porn. This:

Is pure XXX rated hardcore car porn. It’s also for sale. Check out RM Auctions’ site. This is a custom flathead Ford hotrod built for Edsel Ford in the 30’s. If you’re thinking that it’s far more elegant than any Ford deserves to be, legend has it that Edsel had been so impressed by the Bugattis and Hispano-Suizas he’d seen in Europe that he decided to create his own.

Hey, what it is? Have any of y’all heard of this teenie porn site: Teen Pink Videos?

I guess it’s been around for a while. Thoughts? Here’s a couple of galleries.

Susie Diamond solo.
Blonde teenie dildo-in’ it.
Dark skinned babe, fingering it on an Ikea desk.
And here’s one for the bush lovers.

I think the animated .gif has finally reached high art with this piece. GIF creator, I salute you. Does anybody have an idea who the chick is?

Word on the street is that it’s hotter than hot Penthouse Pet Shay Laren…I’m a little dubious, any opinion?

This is by far the sexiest video of internet pornstars Lia19 and Allison Angel I’ve ever seen - well the sexiest one that contains no nudity.