Essays are listed newest to oldest, sorta randomly. These are my thoughts on porn, random crap, being a self-made internet millionaire and…porn.
- The March porn Convention
- The Retard Theatre
- More On the 30 Year Old Virgin
- Rating Chicks
- Blowjob v. Handjob
- Good Quality Porn
- What The Fuck is Wrong With Chicks?
- Keep Your Game Up, Lesson 43
- Merry Christmas, Can I Please Scam You?
- Keep Your Game Up.
- So I Joined a Dating Site.
- Ebay Douches.
- Up Your Game.
- Secret Asshole Behavior.
- Sure, I’ll take ten, but I’m throwing nine away.
- Why do I have a panty collection?
- Was ‘Roadhouse’ the Gay(-er) 80’s Version of ‘Fight Club’?
- Where the hell is my…
- The Room of Crap.
- The Secret History of Del Taco.